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phonic thug

anyone who uses his phone / portable audio device on public transport, forcing their fellow passengers to listen to horrifically tinny blasts of what are usually the lamest songs on the radio

offenders usually require multiple requests to lower the volume / turn off the device, and it always helps if more than one person gets involved.
"hey, kid! turn that shit off! damned phonic thugs intruding on my phone calls..."

"the ride sucked - some phonic thugs hopped on just after me, and that's gotta be the worst sounding crap i've ever heard. i'd be embarrassed if people thought i listened to that pathetic shit"

"dude - i'm trying to sleep / read / not tear your stupid phonic thug head off, shut that shit down or get off the damn bus!"
by geek.neo April 29, 2010
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Phonics Monkey

The Phonics Monkey from that one episode of South Park where Cartman misspelled CHAIR in a spelling bee. When Cartman tried to get help from the phonics monkey, it just started beating off behind its drumbset.
A consumer report included the growing number of returns of the infamous reading product, the Phonics Monkey, which just turns out to be a degenerate species of bonobo chimp.
by aka_Pyro April 6, 2007
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A program used by children to learn how to read. It is commonly used to describe a person who cannot read or pronounce words correctly. Alternatively, it can be used to insult a person who doesn't read well.
I don't know how to pronounce this (fucks the word up horribly). You know I'm hooked on phonics.

Jane: reads from a history book out loud in class, but stumbles through the reading.
Classmate: This bitch needs to be hooked on phonics.
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river phoenix

child actor who grew up to be a very attractive actor. THE MOST ATTRACTIVE MAN TO EVER LIVE HANDS DOWN! he got involved deeply with drugs and died of a an overdose of heroin and cocaine at the viper lounge on halloween morning .
August 23, 1970 – October 31, 1993
his brother is joaquin phoenix
i dont want to die like river phoenix did.
by shesfromthesea December 6, 2007
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Phoenix Wright

Phoenix Wright is a rookie defense Lawyer on the game series Phoenix Wright on the Nintendo DS(Ace Attorney, Justice for all) (Trials and Turnabouts) etc. He is noted for his spiky black hair, brown eyes, and blue suit and red tie. He is the hero of the games.

He is noted at Cosplay conventions as walking around shouting OBJECTION!
Edgeworth: Phoenix Wright, your hair reminds me of a constipated hedgehog.
Phoenix: OBJECTION!
by btardia February 4, 2008
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