photastic

Beautiful to look at, like a photo

Last night's survivor was photastic!

by joejkljkl February 18, 2009

photastic

Beautiful to look at, like a photo

Last night's survivor was photastic!

by joejkljkl February 18, 2009

promasterbating

The sexual act of fucking an inanimate object.

My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

promasturbate

Procrastinating, but with masturbation :)

Guy: Hey dude, did you finish your project?
Dude: Naw, I've been promasturbating
Guy: Nice one, I love to promasturbate, but I never get work done
Dude: ;)

by MomsKnife August 29, 2014

PhoMaker

The worst shittiest person at Valorant you can imagine, PhoMaker does not drop more than 10 kills and has 0 game sense. PhoMakers are people that family disowned them and told them that they were adopted and that they have autism and they couldn't realize this on their own because they are infact a shitter.

Jaydoom23 or Jaydoom or Jarel has been a PhoMaker this entire game!

by Jigglemypuffss April 14, 2020

phocas

Phocas is a word that describes someone who radiates pure chaotic evil energy. And this person is always violent to certain subjects. But also very caring to those close to them.

“Oh whos that?”
“That’s Phocas. Don’t mess with them or you’ll either be their best friend or worst enemy.”

by penislover662 November 24, 2021

Photastrophy

noun; When a person in front of you, during the taking of a photo, places their head/body/drink/etc... in the exact position of your face - thus rendering only a fraction of your face visible in the picture.

Person 1: That was a really nice picture of the group last night. Why were you not in the picture? I thought you were there...

Person 2: I actually was there! John caused a "photastrophy" by standing directly in front of me and cutting me out of the picture.

Person 1: Yeah, John's a scumbag.

by packersaregoinfortwo June 1, 2011