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Phomboneus Jones

Random nickname to call anyone whether you happen to know their name or not.

used similarly to

woah "buddy"
Hey "man"
Back off "ace"
Listen up Phomboneus Jones, you need to calm the frick down!
by Phomboneus Jones March 1, 2009
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phogay

-(noun)A guy who pretends to be gay to hook up with girls at parties. A guy who tells girls that they are gay in order to get with them. They are so cowardly, they cannot show their true identity.

-(verb) The action of convincing a girl that you are gay in order to be friends with them and then later hook up with them. (he phogayed me)
Jen: hey, I'm Jen!

Mark(phogay): Hey, I'm Mark. I'm GAY!!! let's dance!

...10 minutes later... you're kissing with the phogay.
by jessjaye February 26, 2011
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PHOWAR!!

JUST SHEER LUST WHEN SOME GORGEOUS BABE WALKS INTO VIEW OR ANYTHING THAT REALLY FLOATS YOUR BOAT OR PULLS YOUR CHAIN AND YOU JUST UTTER THE IMMORTAL WORD

PHOWAR!!!
British film Carry on Nurse,
Barbara Windsor as Nurse walks past ambulance driver and mechanic, ere look at her (driver) Phowar!!! (mechanic)
by BigDonk117 April 9, 2011
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phoaw

phoaw
Phoaw - Onomatopoeia- an exclamation used as a declaration of physical attraction
by Clentie December 16, 2015
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phofall

When you drop your smart phone on your face when you're looking at it while lying on your back in bed.
Me: Laughing so hard looking at these dank memes caused me to phofall.
GF: You're a useless moron.
by jambdy July 8, 2018
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PHOA

Kids, I love living in my house, but I am getting older and simple things are getting just to hard for me to do. Thing like the lawn, snow, window washing, spring/fall clean-ups, Gutters and more. Maybe I should get help by having my own PHOA.
by Natureview October 30, 2018
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PIOMA

Pulled It Out Of My Ass - used in university or high school assignments when referencing statistics where you don't have an accurate source, usually followed by an institute of sorts i.e. "PIOMA Institute of Statistics" or "Pioma Institute of Health and Science" for example.

Used when you have a fantastic point or a very solid assumption and absolutely no data to back it up, it sounds professional and serious enough that it will not be questioned.
"65% of statistics are made up on spot" - Source: PIOMA Institute of Statistics.

"7/10 ankle injuries occur because of poorly fitting footwear" - Source: PIOMA Institute of Sports Statistics

"According to the PIOMA Institute of Health and Science, carrots are 6 times healthier than apples "
by tbonefuego June 11, 2019
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