Jane: "Hey, Chochface, how many oranges can you fit in your anus?"
Jon: "I don't know. I have to measure my phleefaza."
Jon: "I don't know. I have to measure my phleefaza."
by TrekBoyz March 28, 2009
Get the Phleefaza mug.A portmanteau based on the words 'phlegm' and 'smegma'.
It is generally used to express ones disgust at something.
It can also refer to the fluid outcome of fellatio administered to someone with scant notions of personal hygiene, by an individual with a bad chest infection.
It is generally used to express ones disgust at something.
It can also refer to the fluid outcome of fellatio administered to someone with scant notions of personal hygiene, by an individual with a bad chest infection.
a: "Hey, look at that chungster with the peng garms. I'd very much like to bang them."
b: "What? You mean that tepid pool of phlegma over there. You make me sick you rapey perv!"
b: "What? You mean that tepid pool of phlegma over there. You make me sick you rapey perv!"
by Exceedingly Concerned Citizen September 5, 2011
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A conservative shit who hates the world, and especially gays.
From Topeka Kansas, basically shows up at funerals with hate signs.
From Topeka Kansas, basically shows up at funerals with hate signs.
by sirlalalar April 5, 2011
Get the Fred Phelps mug.Evil minion to Satan that is said to thank god for dead soldiers in belief that they die for gay marriage. This She devil is often seen picketing funerals of dead gays or soldiers who died in Afghanistan or Iraq in the past and present. Shirley also believes that the Virginia Tech massacre, actual quote, is 'awesome.' She was actually sued once for picketing a soldiers funeral but was found innocent due to the 1st amendment. During protests, onlookers and counter protesters would throw garbage at her and her fellow protesters which actually hit a kid once. Not only is this women, or thing, spreading hatred, she's also putting children at risk for harm. The protests even caused Bush to pass a law banning funeral pickets within 300ft. Also, she is considered one of the many people banned from entering the United Kingdom.
When Shirley Phelps Roper dies, it'll be most likely her funeral will be picketed by hundreds of people and her grave will probably be used to take a shit.
by Nap0130n Dynam1t3 August 1, 2012
Get the Shirley Phelps Roper mug.Combining Oliver and James Phelps (George and Fred Weasley from the Harry Potter Series by J.K. Rowling) in a sentence. Instead of saying "Oliver and James Phelps," one would say "The Phelpsies are awesome."
by raininoctober July 25, 2007
Get the Phelpsies mug.Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go for a swim?
Guy 2: No way, you know I hate swimming.
Guy 1: Just Phelps Phreestyle it'll make the pool more enjoyable and you'll swim so much faster
Guy 2: Sounds good, go get the bong!
Guy 2: No way, you know I hate swimming.
Guy 1: Just Phelps Phreestyle it'll make the pool more enjoyable and you'll swim so much faster
Guy 2: Sounds good, go get the bong!
by thelizardking307 February 17, 2009
Get the Phelps Phreestyle mug.an emo with a cold. this cold is often caught thanks to sitting in a cold, dark room writing depressing poetry
note: writing poetry gives you a cold.
note: writing poetry gives you a cold.
Phlemo: Accchhoooo-hooo-hooo! AAArgh! i have a COLD! my life SUCKS!
Me: would you like a tissue, mr. phlemo?
Phlemo: No, id rather be in PAIN! wait, what did you just call me?
Me: look it up on urban dictionary, i bothered to make a definition for you...
Me: would you like a tissue, mr. phlemo?
Phlemo: No, id rather be in PAIN! wait, what did you just call me?
Me: look it up on urban dictionary, i bothered to make a definition for you...
by SellotapeLips May 9, 2010
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