phlanterpaplatatites

A deadly foot disease called phlanterpaplatatites.

i got phlanterpaplatatites and had to get my foot removed.

by pable picasso345 December 24, 2010

Phlangeopygonbré

A bipodular but horrifically mutated half pig, half human. It's existence due to an experiment conducted by toy manufacturer bandai to create a real living, breathing toy but went terribly wrong. It determines whether you are a threat based on if you act offensively or defensively. It's only fear is the common horse upon which is the only way to defeat it. Baby phlangeopygs are called phlangeopyglets, they are easily culled using the remaining box from a pepperoni pizza.

Emergency 911 - "hello which service do you require"

Baz - "i'm not sure, help me. Help me. I think there's a phlangeopygonbré in the building. Send the police... no make that an ambulance too"

Emergency 911 - "i'm sorry sir but what exactly is a ..."

Baz - "it's coming i can hear it. It's in the vents... oh god... *Clunk, Crash, Bang* Help me! Hel... ... SNORT SNORT SQUEAL"

by phlangeopygonbré August 2, 2011

phlannel pj pants

When one sexual partner shaves themself (any body hair, but particularly pubic) and then applies a layer of Vaseline to their par tner's legs, followed by the hair. This is done pre-coitus and is often used in gender reversal fantasies.

Guy 1: Hey, dude, where did your leg hair go?

Guy 2: I gave my girl a pair of phlannel pj pants before we had sex last week. The sex was great, but the cleanup was a lot to deal with.

by redbird nation November 12, 2015

Phalanx

The Phalanx was popular military tactic in Ancient Greece and was used by the Roman and Macedonians.

A Phalanx was like a wall of spears and shields. Greek hoplites armed with a spear and shield were packed together. Usually it was about 8 men deep.

The Spartans and other Greeks formed a Phalanx to battle the Persians at Thermopylae

by AllosaurusFragilis December 20, 2018

phlange

Phlange or Flange is a term for the vagina. It came about from the plumbing term of the female end of a pipe that is flanged open to accept the male end.

Whilst watchin p0rn ..... Oi check out the phlange/flange on that chick!

by ThePlumberMechanic February 9, 2020

Phalanx

The Phalanx, the secret organisation tasked with keeping the Nemesis beast under control, have been delivering tactical security and biohazard containment to sensitive research locations across the globe

A group of individuals who are tasked to detain the legendary Nemesis monster

R.I.P Phalanx man (Phalanx spokesperson) Cause of death: Nemesis monster

by Randomes January 26, 2024

truly phanxyz

The biggest giga god chad has really big ball not biger than v1nce balls and is the best person in the world

Truly Phanxyz is cool

by Nigger bruh June 18, 2022