philbonix

1.Written language in which nothing you write makes any fucking sense or is spelled right at all.

2. spoken language in which anything you hear/say sounds like complete crap, thus nothing is understood while speaker "speaking to the ceiling.

3.language used by any receiving there collage degree from a "cracker-jack box" university.

1. "alot uniary get coming down enery long weekend", written in perfect philbonix

2. When speaking in philbonix, he said "sopy-audits taihn".

by J TWICE January 16, 2004

philons

Imaginary, air-carried attractant exohormones/ pheromones.
It's a word used mainly in 'sniff therapy', a new psychotherapeutic method for couples with sexual problems, where -- basically 'sniffing' your partner's undies can fire up one's IRMs (innate releasing mechanisms: the brain-prewired mechanism for receiving chemical pheromones!).

These undetectable pheromones are thought to play a major part in what has been called the 'addiction factor': the headiness, memory and attraction caused by your partner's smell, which might play a significant role in the affinity you might have lost from either way too much 'partner familiarization' or, long-timed loss of contact!

Philons are now embedded in 'pre-odorised' underwear and manily used in the still-rising industry of 'biocosmetics', to manufacture individualized biocolognes!

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

philsosophy

Any philosophical point, whether it be true or false (usually false), pertaining to life, stated in a scholarly manner, so sounds legit. A word coined by Phil Dunphe from modern family.

"Always try to watch the sunset at least once a day"

"You only get one chance at a first impression. I suggest Julia Child, because it's easy to do. 'Save the giblets!' (said in Julia Childs' voice).

That sounds like philsosophy, you must be retarded.

by chinny chin chin March 23, 2013

Philmont

Something that a person is obsessed about/won’t stop talking about.

“Ice climbing is your philmont”

by Henry Lime January 30, 2023

phillon

A Great creation, if female a Brat , quick to let an person go , feels she's above Fuckery an most people on earth , doesn't feel she's from this Earth, if male the Realest , so real He doesn't have any friends and is a weirdo, loves reading and will kill you without empathy for stupid people or weak minded people

I'm as smart as an Phillon

by Smart T Pants March 26, 2017

Philonengi

An intense form of love or fondness evidenced by a show of empathy and a severe sense of responsibility for a person and/or object born in defiance to feelings of unexplained antagonism by the public towards such persons or object through no discernible fault of theirs.

'Ninja's' love for their queen characterized by their enthusiasm to support her hustle is a true demonstration of Philonengi.

by NanaAlterego November 19, 2020

Philzoni

A amateur wrestling maneuver that is also known as a Gazoni or Hook Shot. The move is executed when in the referees position and performing a sit out. Once you have sat out and have wrist control you turn your body and hook your opponents head. Once you hook the head you can either escape or turn them directly on their back for the big W. Now avoid pulling them over you because that can put you in a dangerous situation in a match. The move was named after former wrestler now coach Phillip Antwine

Sit out and hit the Philzoni right off the whistle!

by The Podfather May 20, 2021