Philosophilogical

When something is so amazing or utterly unbelievable or even smarter than usual

"Damn Billy, that's some philosophilogical shit right there bro!"

Philosophilogical by GingerJesusTank September 8, 2023

Facebook Philosophizing 

when people, especially girls, have cliche or overly obvious quotes on their facebook statuses related to life or love. usually results in an embarrassing understanding of the poster's intellect...

facebook status - "dont go looking for love, because true love will come and find you when you're least expecting it"

reader of facebook message - "this stupid bitch and her stupid 3rd grade facebook philosophizing is making me want to commit suicide

Facebook Philosophizing by a nonymous duder December 6, 2011

Philosophical Ejaculation

String of ideas or "facts" about the reasons behind life, religion, the human thought process, or the condition of humanity. Usually the product of intellectual masterbation. Usually occurs in bulk in "higher learning" classes such as psychology, sociology, government, or debate clubs. Should be realized that the thoughts and ideas generated with these classes are extremely unoriginal, despite how excited the student might be to stumble across an idea they think answers some social injustice.

Also, an approach to school related projects in class such as those listed above along with persausive essays. The idea behind this approach is to eat up word count or time requirements by filling the project with philosophical ideas and opinions that are unable to be proven. Also this approach has the added delusion that you are speaking intellegently about ideas that are important or will have some impact on society. Should be noted that it's not important, and will have no effect other than giving your proffesor a boner.

"Jacob's project in in sociology was about the way in which government interference prevents the course of social darwinism. It was really 10 minutes of him covering everyone with a giant load of his Phiosophical Ejaculation."

"After a session of intellectual masterbation about eugenics, Mr.Dillem and Mr.Arschol acheived simotaneous philosophical ejaculation, resulting in both of them believing that stupidity is a mental condition that is genetic."

"Human behavior theorums are pure philosophical ejaculation. You can't predict how people will act, which makes it unsurprising that the stock market failed. They pay people to produce math formulas so that they can blind side idiots into buying imaginary crap such as sub-prime mortgages."

Philosophical Ejaculation by YurNotSoSmrt! May 1, 2010

philosophistic 

Philosophical in a complex or sophisticated manner.Used to describe a mood or feeling.

Alex was feeling philosphistic.He proceeded to annoy his friends ranting endlessly about virtues, principles and truths of being, knowledge or conduct.

philosophistic by Matthew Pang & Alex Kua August 30, 2005

Philosophizer 

A different way of saying Philosopher. Originaly created by a spelling error of an online chatroom.

Confushus was a Philosophizer.

Philosophizer by M1tch January 16, 2006

philosophisizing 

Thinking very deeply and then sharing with everyone (whether they like it or not). Overthinking ,usually.

My friend Sean spends a lot of time philosophisizing about the deep issues of the world (like what's for lunch).

philosophisizing by Emmamess November 23, 2011

Philosophizing  

Asking questions bout stuff

Me: WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?
You: What's up?
Me: I iz philosophizing

Philosophizing by superawesomedragon April 15, 2009