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A person who recites the sayings from coffee cups and acts like they have figured out the meaning of life
by Livinthelife May 31, 2015
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philosophyless

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The opposite of Sentient. A person or persons who has the inability, state of consciousness or cerebral capacity to question ones own existence.

Someone with a low IQ, Low understanding of surrounding equilibrium, small vocabulary.

Shop at iceland, don't work, smoke, ware lots of gold, live off the state.

also see 'Burdon on society'
Rod - "Hay Dave, you seen them two bag heads coming out of iceland"

Dave - "Jesus Rod philosophyless or what"

Also see
bag head chav sentient burdon on society welfare breeder
by mordzy2 August 2, 2010
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Facebook Philosopher

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An individual unable to come up with an original thought that wants to say something profound, but doesn't even know what profound means!!! So they surf the web for famous philosophers to plagiarize in an attempt to sound more intelligent, illuminated, and enlightened. The only people impressed by this are their other illiterate, backwoods, toothless, hillbilly friends that think dental floss is used to sabiki bait fish.
Jill -Reading her facebook news feed wants to say something philosophical so she quotes Buddha by saying - "All that we are is the result of what we have thought"

Jack- Wow Jill is such a Facebook Philosopher someone should tell her how intelligent she is!
by Pixstyx June 23, 2011
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philosophical drunk

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AKA drunken Socrates
A person whom after becoming intoxicated engages in very deep philosophical conversations. Philosophical drunks are generaly powerless alone yet if more than one are present, these conversations can last hours if not days giving non-philosophical drunks early hang-overs.
Fred is a nice guy, but when he gets drinking he turns into a philosophical drunk and wont shut up.
by Trasaris May 24, 2006
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Youtube Philosopher

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People who think the know everything on youtube. And to prove their knowledge, they fight with fifteen year old teens on video comments. Most of the time these comments have nothing to do with the video and end up being about how America is better then England or vice verso.
Video on: Bad Touch (Bloodhound Gang)
Teen: haha, having sex like an animal

Youtube Philosopher: @Teen. People actually do that sir.

Teen: @Philosopher, yeah like your mom.

*Continues for pages*
by loading.thursday February 10, 2010
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Spelt with the American spelling Philosophize is an Australian Hip Hop artist. It is spelled that way for promotional purposes because it is more commonly spelt with Ize ending

His music first came out on myspace.com/philosophizemusic and has since moved around the net only other sites

Not much is really known about him...
"Time doesn’t stop but our life does so appreciate
The life you have presently so you live it up at every stage"
Taken from the song Time - philosophise
by Roosteeer October 23, 2008
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philosophodoxia

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Philosophodoxia:

Believing that doing philosophy is worth doing for its own sake, despite the fact that the one philosophizing and those who follow, will all die. Paradoxically, in order to assert this is to make a philosophical claim.

To have philosophodoxia is to love philosophy and philosophizing even though it is ultimately fruitless. It is a chasing after the wind. It is to engage in mental masturbation. It’s to be in love with one’s own intellectual life and derive pleasure from it even though it’s ultimately
Philosophers, especially atheist philosophers, have a position of philosophodoxia for granted without considering that they are wasting their time. This mentality is often seen when they mock nihilists/nihilism as being pseudo-philosophical and resorting to calling those who hold that position as “adolescent”, “juvenile”, “pseudo-intellectual”, etc...
by MindofGod March 12, 2020
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