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Phillipino Flapjack

A sexual encounter in which you ejaculate in your hand and smack the girl in the face.
The angry pirate got boring, so i blasted the bitch with the phillipino flapjack!
by mDiB April 7, 2010
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philippines

The Philippines is a home of family-oriented people. Also home of people who love to laugh. Wether it's war or they're having a miserable life, they'll find time to laugh. Also a home of poeple who love exotic dining such as bloatfish (which are deadly and poisonous), isaw or animal intestines, balut or slightly-matured duck eggs and many more.
AND, the pople in the Philippines are very hygenic. Except maybe people living in squatters' area. But it's not often that you visit a country where people take a bath once or twice a day and some even three times. And, they use pails and water rather than tissue paper because it is much CLEANER. Using water is MUCH cleaner rather than using tissue paper becaused more bacteria is left and you cannot clean thoroughly.
Police: WARNING! Never let people who use toilet paper sit on your lap! Do like the Philippines does!
by siraulongnaypi July 26, 2006
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Philipenis

An attempt of mocking a filipino person online or really the country itself, the person calling this out may have lacking information about the Philippines and its people as they are, well, ignorant and usually not a person you would want to talk to. Some people have it better than others, some don't, and this word just ignites a fire of stupid arguments with no particular reason.

Races who generally use this are : Indonesians, Malaysians, Chinese, Japanese, Americans, etc.
Person 1: The Philippines is FULL of POOR PEOPLE living in slums and there is drugs everywhere!
Person 2: All of them have no future and they are just POOR PIGS in a barn.
Person 1: Yeah, the Philippines should just be renamed to Philipenis.
by Moe Lester D. IIecond March 4, 2022
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Philippines

My mom's home country.

The Philippines was discovered by Magellan in the late 1500s for King Philop of Spain, until Magellan wore out his welcome in the Philippines and got his ass cut off and died from the natives. The Philippines is really named after the king of Spain, was also colonized by Spain at one time then later it was taken over by the Americans. Then during World War II the Japanese took control. The Philippines is also the only nation in most of Asia to be Chirstain and have a mix of many different types of cultures. The Philippines is also known to be the "Peral of the Orient."

A place I want to visit someday as soon as this War on Terrorism is over.
"My country Philippines is kickass so back off you damn Spanard!"
by phantom5 July 16, 2005
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Polipino

A Polish Filipino, half filipino and half polish.
Adrian: Are you native?
Matt: I dont think he is.
David:I ain't no fucking native bitch. I'm a Polipino.
by J.K Rolling February 19, 2009
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Pilipino

A unisex term referring to a person or persons of ethnic descent originating from the Republic of the Philippines.

Pilipino refers to a person born in the Philippines. Filipino refers to a person not born in the Philippines, but of Philippine ethnicity.

This delineation is due to the fact that there is no phonetic equivalent of the letter 'F' in any of the Philippine Islands’ indigenous languages. Spaniards who named the Philippine Islands after King Phillip II (Las Islas Filipinas) had such a sound in their language. The closest phonetic sound inhabitants in the Philippines could use was ‘P.’

Hence, people Philippine-born refer to themselves as Pilipino (they even write it as ‘Pilipino’), while those born outside the Philippines (e.g. the United States) refer to themselves as Filipino (or Filipino-American in the above case).
Pilipino

Example 1:
My dad was born in the Philippines; he’s "Pilipino". I was born in Rampart, California; I’m Filipino-American.

Example 2:

Person 1: What’s your nationality?
Person 2: Full-Blooded American.
Person 1: No, where’re you from?
Person 2: West Covina, California.
Person 1: No, I mean, where’re your parents from?
Person 2: Oh – the Philippines.
Person 1: Oh so they’re Filipino.
Person 2: No, They’re "Pilipino".
Person 1: That’s what I said: Filipino.
Person 2: No, my parents are Pilipino. And I’m Filipino-American.
Person 1: …?
by Bob-A January 5, 2009
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