A very gay person who is very stupid and gay. He has a group of horny edating online friends who all want to edate eachother. The cycle goes like this:
A girl named Eth really really really really wants to edate some anime weeb Elu, but Elu actually wants to fuck some Unicorn called Uni and Uni is already edating Phesmic, but Phesmic is cheating on her with his sidebitch Cesmic AND CESMIC IS DATING a roblox player named KYZEN WHO IS CHEATING ON HER WITH ETH. BUT ETH IS JUST USING HIM TO GET TO ELU.
A girl named Eth really really really really wants to edate some anime weeb Elu, but Elu actually wants to fuck some Unicorn called Uni and Uni is already edating Phesmic, but Phesmic is cheating on her with his sidebitch Cesmic AND CESMIC IS DATING a roblox player named KYZEN WHO IS CHEATING ON HER WITH ETH. BUT ETH IS JUST USING HIM TO GET TO ELU.
by RatFood June 17, 2018
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Get the Phenobulous mug.A term used to describe players who are terrible at the game of golf. Most commonly found at cheap, under kept municipal courses. Character traits are usually (but not limited to) not being able to drive the ball 310 yards, slicing/snap hooking regularly, bragging about almost getting a hole-in-one and not fixing their divots, sneaking drinks on the course, using iron head covers, lying about their handicap and/or wearing unapproved attire(ie, Jeans, cargos, tee shirts, tank tops or jorts). synonyms hack
Mike: "This round will take at least 6 hours stuck behind this group of pheasants? "
Joe: "yeah that douche bag in the jorts just sliced it out of bounds for the second time after taking 2 minutes to line up his shot!"
Joe: "yeah that douche bag in the jorts just sliced it out of bounds for the second time after taking 2 minutes to line up his shot!"
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Get the Pheasant mug.Daughter of Fred Phelps, the founder of the Westboro Baptist Church. Located in Topeka, Kansas, it has a congregation of less than 100 members. Of these members, roughly 80% are family members.
Although claiming to be Christians, these bible thumpers focus on hateful preaching. They have a website called godhatesfags.com They travel to the funerals of soilders killed in Iraq and protest. Without the slightest bit of concern for the grieving families. Carrying signs and chanting slogans such as "Thank God for dead soilders", "God Hates You", "God Hates America", "Thank God for 9-11"
Although claiming to be Christians, these bible thumpers focus on hateful preaching. They have a website called godhatesfags.com They travel to the funerals of soilders killed in Iraq and protest. Without the slightest bit of concern for the grieving families. Carrying signs and chanting slogans such as "Thank God for dead soilders", "God Hates You", "God Hates America", "Thank God for 9-11"
If Shirely Phelps Roper came to a funeral of one of my family members to chant and celebrate, she would leave in a body bag.
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Get the crotch pheasants mug.Another spelling for Phoebe. A gorgeous, smart, down to earth girl. She is usually not the center of attention and is usually not so outspoken but when she does talk, she speaks words of wisdom, power and truth. Phebes are not afraid and are extremely friendly. Their smile can light up a whole room and more. They are naturally beautiful and come in all different bajgrounds. They are very talented, musically and/or athletically. Phebes are world changers.
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