1. almost impossible to believe; incredible.
2. Informal . exceptionally good or unusual; marvelous; amazing; superb: a phenabulous drink; a phenabulous new car.
3. told about in fables: the fabulous exploits of Elvis.
4. known about only through myths or legends.
Origin: 2010, Las Vegas. Slip from person trying to say phenomenal.
—Related forms
phenabulously, adverb
phenabulousness, noun
unphenabulous, adjective
unphenabulously, adverb
"I just got promoted to the Tokyo division with 300 paid days off."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.