pharting

Verb. When you fart in such a way that it sounds like you've shat yourself. If you actually do shit yourself, technically it is sharting. The noun is 'a phart'

"Dude, that's disgusting, you sharted."

"Dw man I just pharted is all."

"Pharting rocks."

by bonny jonny October 18, 2008

poasting

A combination of the words "post," "boast," and "poaching." It is a reflexive action of participating in social media culture of displaying ones personal life out of temptation to compete with their peers, while inadvertently volunteering personal information about the self and ones relatives.

person1: Did you see person2's vacation photos?
person3: Man, person2's personal account of their own life is amazing!
person1: they poasted all their kids bullshit while vacating up in dat 'Cun (Cancun)
person3: Back in the day, we had to get a parent signature on a piece of paper and bring it back to class have our photo taken for the public. That poasting has to stop!

by midinerd May 8, 2018

phasing

going out, away from you, opposite of non phasing

seeya l8ter im phasing, fo sho my NIGGA's its Blacktastic! im black F'U NIGGA IMMA BUST YOU UP IF U KEEP THAT UP FO SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE!

by Little Black Man In the Hood February 15, 2004

ink phisting

Inserting your tattooed hand in her vagina

I can't believe it my wife really likes ink phisting she is so kinky

by Muffdiver41 August 4, 2018

Tooth pasting

Grinding some hard dick.

Sierra was tooth pasting that guy raw.

by Boston Polito November 1, 2009

pasting

to root someone beyond senseless

"How did Watto go with that chick last night"
"He gave her an absolute pasting"

by Stuart Deane January 1, 2006

pasting

the act of slapping sum1 while recently ejaculated cum is on ur hand

i pasted ur mother last night.

by dave May 16, 2003