Pofty

Someone who lies quite often, untrustworthy. May even be quite shady.

“Damn that guy is quite pofty innit”
“Yeah my coworker is a bit of a pofty”

by mispellked July 22, 2023

pfft

Something you use to impress a girl you like. You say or type pfft over and over and soon they succumb to you and then they will be your love slave.

me: "pfft". Them: "OMG I love you!"

by BlaineH May 17, 2007

pfft

The sound your co worker makes when he/she has no idea what he/she is talking about.

You are supposed to ship the program before saving. Pfft...

by zrepl July 24, 2009

pufty

Being a soft, f*ckboy that's better suited wearing his sister's dress and playing with dolls even as an adult.

Stop being such a pufty boy and man up.

by Williewombat October 13, 2017

Pfft

1. Used in disagreement
2. Joe's word.

Pfft, you are too a hooker.

by Joe LePage October 9, 2006

Knights Who Say Pfftt

Secret society some say is more powerful than the Illumanati. Rumor has it their reach extends even to the African continent, where they use the sport of basketball to indoctrinate the locals.

Because Bill Gates was not rich and powerful enough to receive an invite into the Knights Who Say Pfftt, he settled on Bohemian Club membership.

by Mr. Pfftt April 9, 2004

Pfft Rift

An event so unlikely that it would actually bend time and space if it ever occured

Guy1: My band is going to be the next Beatles

Guy2: PFFFT Rift.

or

Guy1: You wanna go with me to the movies tomorrow

Guy2: Sure I'll get there via Pfft Rift.

by Twiggs A April 5, 2008