petar

In Spanish slang, to fill something , often in a sexual sense

Vamos a petar el estadio
We are going to fill up the stadium

¿Me vas a petar el culo, tío?
Will you fuck my ass, mate?

by fonsucu February 10, 2009

petarded

family guy's,peter,sufers from this illness.petarded is the name of one of the episodes where peter finds out he is retarded.(I won't tell u the rest,it'll ruin it for u)

you're so petarded.

stop being such a petard.

by Ching January 8, 2006

Hoisted by my own petard

To be foiled by your own advantage(i.e., explosives prematurely explode).

The history of the phrase comes from the uses of a petard in a seige (a petard is a volitile early explosive capable of bringing down castle walls). To be hoisted is to be lifted or sent up, which is generally what would happen to you if you were near a petard when it goes off (and that's if you got off lucky).

The term, "Hoisted on my own petard" is incorrect (unless of course you were pulled up while on a petard, but that'd be clinicly stupid) in that the meaning is altered. This bastardization is built upon the assumtion that a petard is a spear.

Sergeant- "Did you plant all the claymores Corporal Johnson?"
Corporal- "Yes sir."
Sergeant- "Where did you plant them."
Corporal- *Looks around shiftily* "Ummmm..."
Sergeant- "You don't know do you?"
Corporal- "No."
Sergeant- "Hoisted by my own petard."

Synonym- see clusterfuck

by ArKainicW July 9, 2010

petar

Object of obsession, normally resulting in endless hours spent AIMing and emailing.

*giggles*
What did you do last night?
I Petared all night.

by PetarsPet February 19, 2004

petak

Polish word for penis, but can be used freely around mixed company due to its lack of recognition.

"Hey, that jerk has his petak brace too tight!"

"Why don't you get the petak out of your mouth and speak up?"

"And that would explain why you like petak, right?"

by Jimmy Lindley May 9, 2006

petar k schriner

im cool and nice and dont smoke

im the most nice teen i would ever know

by petar schriner April 24, 2005

Petarded

When your clinically insane friend happens to be named Pete.

I took my friend Pete to the club, and he was thrown out for acting Petarded.

by Rubenderovr April 18, 2018