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Pessifist

A person who believes in pacifism but doesn't really think it will work.
Steve was going to go to the peace march but didn't because he's really a pessifist at heart
by bassislife July 25, 2011
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Passimist

One who is engages in passimism. Passimists hate on things from the past regardless of the subject's actual quality. Someone who is a passimist may also be referred to as "passimistic".
I'm a passimist and therefore I must say that hair metal sucked, regardless of all the evidence to the contrary.
by flashadams May 24, 2010
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Pressimism

The tendency to paint popular culture in a bad light just to have something to write about; to highlight the most outlandish examples of the downside that you can scrape together on any subject in hopes of attracting attention. Often found in online journalism.
I keep trying to get my friends to play Pokemon Go, but they're all convinced we'll fall off cliffs if they do. Pressimism, man.
by Candidate John Frootloops October 2, 2016
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Pepsivism

It's faux activism, try to look like a protester but don't have the slightest clue of what should be the cause. The Pepsivism Manifesto can be found in the commercial run by Kendall Jenner.
- Hey, does Pete became a militant?
- Nah, don't worry, that's Pepsivism.
by antoniohouaiss April 7, 2017
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pestimist

One who is extremely pessimistic, and has an annoying habit of always saying bad things are going to happen any chance they get. A pessimistic pest.
My brother is constantly going on about anything and everything that can possibly go wrong. He is such a pestimist.
by Hannibal Cannabis May 25, 2019
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pessimissbitch

A depress person who will do anything to disrupt a successful movement. A loser who don't like looking at other people succeed.
John is a pessimissbitch because he hate to see other people doing good in the world.
by Lindell November 18, 2010
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Pissimist

The tiny droplets of urine that gets on the toilet seat while pissing
"Is the glass half empty? Is it half full? Doesn't matter cuz it'll just end up being pissimist anyways"
by WhiteRussian523 May 3, 2018
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