Passimist

One who is engages in passimism. Passimists hate on things from the past regardless of the subject's actual quality. Someone who is a passimist may also be referred to as "passimistic".

I'm a passimist and therefore I must say that hair metal sucked, regardless of all the evidence to the contrary.

by flashadams May 24, 2010

happy pessimism

the "happy pessimism"-movement ist a new kind of subculture for young intelligent peolple which know about the irresistible apocalypse but regardless still trying to make the best out of it.

Duddley: Ayo MC, everything ist gettin´ bad, people will destroy each other, money over emotions and stealing vinyl is illegal...
MC: For sure, Duddley, but try to take it easy - Happy Pessimism, Cousin! Peace.

by CJ Kinkel August 4, 2006

Pissafist

A person who is a pacifist but also enjoys peeing as a hobby.

The pissafist pees into a toilet while thinking about world peace.

by AMAZINGRAINBOWCATAMAZINGNESS November 27, 2017

pestimist

One who is extremely pessimistic, and has an annoying habit of always saying bad things are going to happen any chance they get. A pessimistic pest.

My brother is constantly going on about anything and everything that can possibly go wrong. He is such a pestimist.

by Hannibal Cannabis May 25, 2019

persifitate

When you obsess over any aspect of your daily life

Why do you persifitate over Daniel's ability to catch a bus.

by K-Rage July 25, 2021

Passafist

A Passafist is someone who refuses to fight unless it's for self defense.
Does not mean that he is afraid to fight.

Person 1: Why Wont you fight?
Person 2" Because I am a Passafist. Go Ahead... hit me

by djjennyfe May 28, 2007

pessimissbitch

A depress person who will do anything to disrupt a successful movement. A loser who don't like looking at other people succeed.

John is a pessimissbitch because he hate to see other people doing good in the world.

by Lindell November 18, 2010