pessimist

pessimists are the happiest people

optimists are always getting their hopes up, setting high goals, but when they undoubtedly fail, they just have that mouch more to be depressed about. pessimists on the other hand always anticipate the worst and never set their goals high, that way when they fail they have less to be depressed about. as an added bonus, if a pessimists sets their goals low and actually achieves or surpasses them, they will be even happier

bob is an optimist and he hopes to get a 90% on the test
bill is a pessimists and doubts if he'll even pass the test
both bob and bill get a 70% on the test, which makes bob sad because he missed his goal by 20%, bill on the other hand is exstatic because not only did he pass, but he got a B-.

by pb foot April 6, 2010

Pessidog

A 5'6 Ghost who originated in Rosario, Argentina and he loves to pray on 14-year-old girls
How to summon Pessidog
1. Penalty for Argentina - Very popular method especially during the WC in Qatar
2. Eibar - He has terrorized this small innocent city since 2007
3. Curaçao - Only recently spotted there around the end of March 2023
4. Clement Foot - Residents reported scary sightings of pessidog performing a tricycle kick

How to scare it away
1. Shout "UCL finals"
2. Take away its growth hormones
3. Tell it to stop dating 14-year-old girls

Other names:
1. Pessi
2. Fraudionel
3. Rapessi
4. Pedophionel
5. Growth Hormonessi
6. Referessi

My 14-year-old sister was kidnapped and assaulted by pessidog

by honest pessidog fan April 3, 2023

Pessi is finished

The sentence Pessi is finished is usually used by trolls on FT. When @Goal post a highlight or a goal of a player that is NOT Lionel Messi, these people are always there to comment something about Pessi being finished.

Pessi is finished
-honest pessi fan

by Honest FT Fan February 10, 2021

optimistic pessimism

telling yourself that the outcome of a situation will undoubtedly be pleasant; when knowing that the truth is that it will not, so that your artificial smile and laughter will not and cannot be undistinguished between true and false. ultimately living a "happy" and "carefree" lifestyle that many people envy, not knowing that you are as miserable as they are. you just dont show it in public as they do. your glass has water in it. whether it is half full or half empty doesnt matter, but there's water in it and it's constantly getting filled and consumed

Optimistic pessimism isn't bad.

by Jeremy Beck February 12, 2008

pessimist

an optimist with experience

i used to think i would be happy but now i know i never will be

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

pessimist

a pessimist is a realist - an optimist is largely unrealistic

when things are going wrong, a pessimist says what everyone else is thinking

by shannon January 8, 2004

pionel pessi

A midget who plays in the Fraudetinian National Team and statpads against Estonia and Bolovia. In addition he also plays for Fraud-Saint-Germain or PENFSG. He is short and used his money to bribe the referees in the Fraud Cup. He has won 7 ballondors and 2 frauddors.

Friend 1: My idol is penalty man pionel pessi

Friend 2: So you love to ghost and statpad?

Friend 1: Of course!

by Penalty Fraudionel Pessi Ghost February 23, 2023