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Perkatory

That excruciating time in the morning while you wait until your coffee has brewed
Man, I was so hung over, I was in perkatory until that first cuppa java was ready
by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020
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Caffeine Purgatory

The feeling of having had too much coffee or caffeine, while simultaneously feeling you haven't had enough. Wired, yet wasted.
1. "Ey bro, one more cup' a joe and I'll be tweaking but wake me up if I crash on the sofa, a'ight? I'm in Caffeine Purgatory!"
by stef22 June 4, 2013
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Poogatory

Upon finishing your business in the bathroom, you realize there's no toilet paper. You're stuck with shitty butt until someone arrives with toilet paper redemption.
Text to your roommate, "Bro, I'm downstairs stuck in poogatory. Bring me some tp!"
by dandelionfrazer September 7, 2014
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Pregatory

Combination of pregnant and purgatory. A place or state of being pregnant whereby the woman is tired of being pregnant but at the same time not ready to deliver and care for a baby.
While in her 3rd trimester, 60 lbs heavier, swollen ankles, bed rest, and recently lost her job, she was in the deep throes of pregatory.
by shlac September 30, 2016
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smoking a turd in purgatory

An admonition given to an individual who engages in socially unacceptable behavior, especially at the expense of another.
"I told Jimmy that if he didn't apologize to that nun for asking if it was her breath or her pussy that smelled terrible, he would be smoking a turd in purgatory."
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Sushi Purgatory

The time of day, between 2 and 4 in the afternoon, where sushi restaurants are closed between lunch and dinner, making it excessively hard to find sushi.
We tried 4 different restaurants, but found ourselves trapped in sushi purgatory.
by Memoric powers October 4, 2009
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purgatory

A celestial waiting room where christians are punished so that they may atone for their sins before passing into heaven, as written in the Divine Comedy by Dante Algheri. Purgatory is very unlike hell in that it is simply temporary.
If you follow dante's reasoning, most people will spend at least some time in purgatory before they are allowed through the gates of heaven.
by Nathan July 17, 2004
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