Solaris Perceptous

The natural phenomenon wherein the solar rays run out of energy approximately 18 inches above the surface of the earth. This is the reason that one can be outdoors, obtain a sunburn on their face, torso and upper extremities whilst their legs remain paler than a sheet of copy paper.

Due to Solaris perceptous, I am forced to walk on my hands just so I can get some color on my legs.

by JizzCaster69 June 26, 2014

Period Perception

When a woman's judgement and feeling toward another person is changed due to their period.

S: So my friends girlfriend went to the show with us tonight

J: ugh. I hate her.

S: you've never met her....
J: i probably don't hate her. It's just period perception

by SKurp December 1, 2014

perceptive vision

perceptive vision ahah

When someone sees something that is not there, and when they point it out to their friends they are bullied for the next three months

Boy - Hey that cloud looks like a gun
Friend - hah he's got perceptive vision ahah

by Bincub July 12, 2017

colour perception

Rainbow vision: YES

Ah yes, the sky is made of blue. My colour perception is trielt going off.

by Henry the BREXIT November 11, 2019

altered perceptions

Altered perceptions are a progressive deathcore/djent band signed by artery recordings, the band was formed in 2013 in lemont,illnois. They have 3 albums; void (released Sep 2013), from rise to ruin (released off 2016), and malice (released Jun 2018). To anyone who thinks these are the heaviest band ever, go suck a ducks bill... If you want heavy, infant annihilator

Man 1: dude altered perceptions are so good
Man 2: their ok
Man 1 l: they are so fuKing heavy!!!!
Man 2: *slits man 1's throAt

by Not Caleb foster September 11, 2019

Perception puppy

Someone who lives inside a bubble of privilege. They've never faced any type of cultural push back because they fit perfectly into society's norms. They typically don't ever think for themselves and just go along with popular opinion because popular opinion always benefits them.

Wow! "Lauren" and "Luke" are each such a perception puppy; they never understand the corruption around them because it never negatively impacts their day to day.

by Arkantose April 11, 2023

perception drift

someone’s inability to remember how their natural face looks after they have had a number of cosmetic procedures such as Botox

Perception drift is when a person’s perception of change following an aesthetic treatment is skewed or inaccurate. In most cases, other people notice these changes, but not the ones who underwent the procedure.

by Marc2.0 December 4, 2023