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perv ass

a male, often middle-aged or older, who continually harasses uninterested persons. they are often shunned by peers and not invited to gatherings, as it is known they will piss everyone off, by trying to screw every woman in sight, even if their spouse is present. the true perv ass will not take no for an answer, even if told NO in a very direct way. a perv ass will sexually harass every woman they can, often for many years in hopes that she will eventually break down. They are totally shameless and will do outrageous shit, like exposing themselves to everyone including children. They will apologize later, blaming it on their drinking. Castration may be the only cure!
Bucky and Sai are such perv asses they are always coming on to me, even though I have told them NO NEVER, a million times. Bucky even comes on to me in front of my mother, and they have been together for 15 years. YUCK! FUCKING GROSS!
by pussycontrol November 16, 2009
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Shoe Perv

Someone who checks out someone else's shoes in a lustful manner....
Wow Rachel is such a shoe perv...look at drooling over those kitten heels!
by Minxy_uk May 22, 2008
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joe pera

One of the sweetest guys on the planet who talks on TV for a living. And when he talks to you, you listen because listening to him soothes your mind. He has a show on adult swim called Joe Pera Talks with You where he rambles on about the little things in life in the most beautiful way. Great way to unwind I would say.
A: I just met Joe Pera at the supermarket. We bought some bananas together and talked about lighthouses
B: Daamn. I wish I was there. I could use a little bit of his positivity in my life
by NeezySneezy November 19, 2020
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peruvian snowflake

cocaine, only the purest snow
yo whitey, you want some of this peruvian snowflake? Real good stuff, melts at like 180 degrees.
by J C February 3, 2004
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Police Scanner Perv

A citizen who listens intently to a police scanner all day and night so that he will know of all of the fires, murders, robberies, assaults, etc. that occur in his town. The PSP then gleefully informs his friends the next day of the gory details.

The PSP differs from the local policeman, fireman, or EMT with a scanner in that he has a pervy interest in listening to the scanner, not a professional interest.
Dispatcher on Scanner: We have a 10-59 on 25th and Maple; a house is burning, a trauma team and a fire control team are en route.

Police Scanner Perv: Ssh, honey. I am trying to hear the scanner. I think your mother's house may be on fire!
by Loxi July 18, 2009
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Pervalicious

The combination of the words "delicious" and "perverted" that describes something that is very perverted (meant in a positive connotation). It can also pertain to a funny perverted joke, such as a TWSS. If something is pervalicious, it is sure that a pervert would like it.

Can be used to describe a person, comment, or item.
Museum Visitor: "That's the biggest bone I've ever seen!"
Friend: "That's what she said."
Museum Visitor: "Oh, come on..."
Friend: "I know you find my charms pervalicious, but shouldn't we do that in a more private setting."
by K-Kiyo January 22, 2009
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Jake Peralta

Is a main character from the TV show "Brooklyn Nine-Nine". He often acts like a child. He is married to Sgt. Amy santiago And his best friend is Detective Charles boyle. One of his Catchphrases is "cool cool cool cool". won the first Halloween heist.
Jake Peralta is an amazing detective/genius
by joeyperalta August 17, 2021
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