by mrs tosser September 20, 2025
Get the nigels dead mums pension bookmug. A pensioner is a old duffer who takes barley enough money to live and the popular show still game a legendary show and just be careful if there sleeping
Person 1: hawl is that old pensioner sleeping or is he deed
Person 2: al check SHES STEALING YOUR PENSION!!
Pensioner: huh whos there
Person 2: naw hes fine
Person 2: al check SHES STEALING YOUR PENSION!!
Pensioner: huh whos there
Person 2: naw hes fine
by Steve not stephe January 11, 2020
Get the Pensionermug. by Yeetboyo October 31, 2017
Get the Welcome to pensionsmug. Person 1:"I hate autocorrect!"
Person 2:"why"
Person 3"He did a charnocks little pension."
Person 2:"unlucky man."
Person 2:"why"
Person 3"He did a charnocks little pension."
Person 2:"unlucky man."
by Malefallon November 23, 2021
Get the Charnocks little pensionmug. Usually shortened to TJPL while speaking or in chat as well.
Translates in English to: Let tension go and take pension.
Typically used by Hindi or Urdu speaking millenials to diffuse a situation whenever the conversation is becoming stressful. It is used by the speaker to let the subject know that there is no need to stress and that the future will take care of everything and the stress will go away.
Translates in English to: Let tension go and take pension.
Typically used by Hindi or Urdu speaking millenials to diffuse a situation whenever the conversation is becoming stressful. It is used by the speaker to let the subject know that there is no need to stress and that the future will take care of everything and the stress will go away.
A: 'Bhai sutta chhodna hai, gym me performance kharab horahi hai and din ke dabbe fookne lagg gaya hu'
B: 'Abey, chill kar, Tension jaaye pension lene, tu puff maarke pass kar.'
B: 'Abey, chill kar, Tension jaaye pension lene, tu puff maarke pass kar.'
by Procrastinator2.0 December 22, 2023
Get the Tension Jaaye Pension Lenemug. A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.
Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!
by Johann Sebastian Snuff March 14, 2021
Get the pensioner pornmug. by SupervisorSwampy July 21, 2020
Get the Cunt pensionermug.