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by Peepeedfucky September 21, 2019

pentacock

The process of a woman screwing with five male purple headed yogurt slingers at once (left hand, right hand, asshole, vagina, and mouth). The biggest -cock possible is a dodecacock (12) (pentacock plus left foot, right foot, left ear, right ear, left nostril, right nostril, and belly-button).

Chelsea used the pentacock to fuck five guys at once.

by Ben fuckermother August 26, 2003

Peniscopter

Designed by Panda for the war in Iraq. Vary rarely utilized by the United STates army , as t hey are extremely costly to make. Sporting a extremely long magnetic excelerated cannon that is fueled by two ball tanks that shoots a particle beam that is white in nature 1000 ft a second , easily ripping through everything in its path. This is a weapon of terror , and Black Peniscopters are extreme dangerous. It is shaped as a penis would be , hence the name

The peniscopter pilot began the descent to bomb the village.

by BigPanda69 August 11, 2008

penisjocky

A football player on the bench that jacks off when a time-out is called, usually for good luck.

"Dude, why do Penisjocky's think that's good luck?"
"I don't know, but Mike is a Penisjocky."

by Daemonstool March 27, 2008

Peniscope

A male member that needs to cautiously pop up and survey the surrounding environment, before committing to surfacing fully.

As drunk as I was, I had to up peniscope before agreeing to go home with her...

by Jennicam January 20, 2009

Penisocchio

A man who lies about the size of his penis especially in gay hook-up sites.

"I hooked-up this guy from Craigslist who said that he had a 9 inch cock. Miss thing turned out to be a total Penisocchio - his dick was like 4 inches.

by Artistrygano January 29, 2009

penacock

A penis and a cock put together.

Oh he has a large penacock!
I like penacock.
Ew, he has a small penacock.

Freddie: PENACOCK!
Us: What the fuck?

by Angela Pesek August 8, 2006