difficult penguin

Requires guy to be wearing tuxedo and girl in a formal gown. Guy sneaks up behind girl and ties her legs together. He then flips her dress over her head, drops his pants and starts doing her from behind. She invariably tries to waddle away and flap her hands at him. He then chases her around the room with his pants at his ankles trying to put his dick back in her.

Dude I totally gave my date the difficult penguin on prom night.

by penguinsforever November 4, 2010

double penguin

1. not one penguin, but two!
2. Something so insane that it can't be spoken about.

1. Man did you see that double penguin Kevin, that was insane!
2. Kevin did that crazy double penguin last night and he sure is feeling sore today.

by bigbruder January 25, 2011

Word Sauce Mc Dope Penguins

Used as a term of acknowledgement or agreement. Can be used to substitute the words "okay" or "yeah".

Grant: Meet me at the library, I'll be there soon.
Adam: Word sauce mc dope penguins.

by WhoopWhoopWhoopWhooooop June 22, 2011

Upside down penguin

When you get punched so hard in the genitals that you have to walk upside down with a cane.

After I simba'd her i had to upside down penguin for the rest of the day.

by OH SHAG HENNESY January 29, 2018

typical day on club penguin

Immature online drama with a bunch of trolls and cyber-dating thrown in. Let's not forget all the kids going batshit over the latest pin, too.

So I went on my CP account the other day for the first time in about 4 years. Within the first five minutes, I'd been trolled, flamed, cheated on, broken up with, a thief, a hobo, a pizza delivery guy, Sonic the Hedgehog, a fake celebrity, put myself up for adoption, adopted, put-up for re-adoption by my Mwa-Mwa after she found a cuter baby, verbally abused by a bunch of 9-year-old children, had my virtual birthday party crashed...oh, and some guy told me he was Rockhopper, whoever that is. Yep, typical day on Club Penguin!

by Disvan September 26, 2010

dirty penguino

A three-some containing a White, Black, and Latino hence a penguin is white and black, and penguino is a Spanish word for penguin.

Did you hear? Jaheim, Stacy, and Amy had a dirty penguino last night

by DirtyPenguino July 5, 2014

Dirty Penguin

Take a dump in a public bathroom, don't flush, waddle over to the next stall with your pants down, and wipe your butt there, so it looks like in the other stall no one wiped.

I pulled a dirty penguin in the other teams locker room after the game!

by Greasy Dan May 29, 2008