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penile colony

A place where straight male prisoners who have committed particularly heinous crimes are sent -- typical penile colonies are on distant islands and are primarily inhabited by F47707s who have also committed particularly heinous crimes.

The straight male prisoner of such a colony is subsequently subjected to repeated unwelcome cornholing by the gay inmates.
Hey, didjya hear that Bernie in New Seattle hosed down all of those schoolchildren and got sentenced to life in a penile colony?
by Telephony June 29, 2013
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Pengers

A word used to describe a good situation, or an attractive person.
Fred Blogs is pengers!
Going to see that film would be pengers.

ETC
by Athlyn January 23, 2008
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by Dave_roolz October 22, 2003
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Pengern

A person or object possessing sexually or otherwise attractive qualities. Can also be phrased as "Peng one".
That girl's a proper pengern
by Aszuos April 17, 2021
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penile activity

Any activity involving your wife and your penis or another extremely rare sexual encounter involving your penis.
Husband - "Babe, what are the chances of us engaging in some penile activity tonight?"
Wife - "I'm watching Desperate House Wives. Put your penis away."
by Arnold Brownshviger November 24, 2018
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Peggle

1. Peggle is a casual puzzle video game developed by Sukhbir Sidhu and Brian Rothstein of PopCap Games.

2. A word used to point out someone has been pranked or bested.
Scenario #1
Greg: "Oh fuck someone unscrewed the lid to the nutritional yeast shaker. Crap, I just dumped huge pile on my beans."
Drew: "Peggle!"

Scenario #2
Dylan is struggling to bike up a steep hill*
Drew passes Dylan while riding with no hands and texting.
Dylan receives a text after Drew passes: "Peggle!"
by YouBeenPeggled February 11, 2013
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Solar Penile Syndrome

In rare and unknown circumstances, the dick and balls disconnect from the body and fly into the sun, being known by medical professionals as Solar Penile Syndrome (SPS).
Harry: Holy shit your balls flew away!
Tony: I have Solar Penile Syndrome
by wide idiot June 21, 2020
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