lord penaldo

Someone who celebrates like he has won a world cup final after scoring a penalty against spezia
His favorite clubs are benevento, crotone,lithuana, genoa etc.

Someone who doesn't take part in a group assignment but celebrates the most when your group is awarded
Eg. He's the lord penaldo of our group

by K77777kkk May 2, 2021

Penaldo

Man who wait Penalty to score on party

I wait for his teammates to do the job and he comes to own the goals

Brother CR7 scored again from the penalty spot in his total goal, we have 40% penalty. Yes it really deserves its name penaldo

by Dataing July 24, 2020

Penaldog

A penaldog refers to the average retarded Ronaldo fanboy (also known as penaldo) who doesn't know anything about football except "Ronaldo goat, Pessi bottler". These people are often under 13 years of age and are already a menace to society, they make up about 70% of the Ronaldo fanbase sadly.

1. As a penaldog I have to say Pessi only scores against Eibar so that I can get attention.

2. I feel like a penaldog after going five months without watching football and only watching the scores😅

3. I had 40 in an iq test but I'm glad because at least I am more intelligent than penaldogs.

by High IQ football fan June 3, 2021

penalty merchant

a term used to describe football players known for awarded penalty kicks, rather than regular goals.

penalty kicks are seen by some as easy, and require less effort unlike normal goals. people see players with lots of awarded penalties as unskillful.

person 1: damn bruh haaland just got a penalty
person 2: penalty merchant

by soepicchill July 19, 2023

penaldog

a penaldog, or penaldogs, are the retarded 5yr old fans of the tapin and penalty merchant penaldo who cant comprehend that the real goat is lionel messi. these fans usually get bantered by smart football fans who knows that football isnt only about goals. these penaldogs say that goals are everything because they know if they bring assists, dribbles and playmakings into the talk, messi will mop the floor with penaldo's career.

penaldog: goals are everything, they win you games
smart football fan: u cant make a goal without an assist kid, unless u can solo dribble like the great messi, unlike penaldo who can only score from tapins and pens.

by Smart Football Fan June 23, 2022

penal rage

When it is so stiff for so long it hurts.

He resisted it so long that his member was filled with the blood of penal rage.

by FiggyFatFaggotPants256 November 5, 2017

Penalty Hold

Call Center term - the act by an agent of putting a caller on hold as punishment for being stupid or otherwise annoying. Duration of penalty hold is a function of how irritating the caller is being.

Caller: well I want you to bla bla bla because I'm important and you're just a peon and bla bla bla...

Agent (smiling): Just a moment, Ma'am, let me see what I can do for you (places call on hold)

Cube-mate: Hey, are you on break?

Agent: Naw, I've got a caller on a five-minute penalty hold.

- - -

Agent 1: Don't you hate it when they start demanding shit like they're entitled?

Agent 2: Yeah! I usually give them at least three minutes penalty hold.

by phxphun1 September 26, 2008