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PEMDAS

Sarcastically describing a situation that makes no sense.
“The price tag says $3 instead of $4.50, that makes sense.”
“Yeah totally, PEMDAS.”
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P-Parenthesis
E-Exponents

M-Multiplication
D-Division

A-Addition

S-Subtraction
S-
Alrighty class, today, we will be learning about, you guessed it, PEMDAS!!!
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Please Eliminate Misleading and Dumb Acronyms from School.

“PEMDAS” actually stands for an order of operations (parentheses, exponentiation, multiplication/division, addition/subtraction) and a mnemonic such as “Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally” is often used to remember the initials. However, instead of memorizing some arbitrary sentence, one might give a justification of the convention like this: Multiplication can be seen as repeated addition and thus takes precedence over addition. Exponentiation can be seen as repeated multiplication and thus takes precedence over multiplication. In effect, you can simplify repetitions without adding parentheses like this:

11 − 3 − 3 − 3 = 11 − 3 × 3 = 11 − 3²

Makes sense, eh? “PEMDAS” can also lead people into thinking that multiplication takes precedence over division and addition over subtraction.

In German schools, the line “Punkt(rechnung) vor Strich(rechnung)” (“dot (calculation) before stroke (calculation)”) is taught because multiplication is indicated with a middle dot (·) and division, at least in primary and secondary school, with a colon (:). However, multiplication is written with a cross (×) when talking about dimensions and mathematicians indicate division with a slash (/).
Always remember PEMDAS.
Screw it! Also, who the f*ck needs to be told “Inner parentheses before outer parentheses”? The whole point of parentheses is grouping, so of course you cannot evaluate “(2 × (3 + 5))” as “(((2 × 3) + 5))”.
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I know what ya'll are all thinking, the math term! Wrong!

Please

Excuse

My
Dope

Ass
Swag
This is the true meaning loves
Guy1: bro pemdas I just had to today

Guy2: bro what are you talking about?

Guy1: please excuse my dope ass swag!

Guy2: that's not what that means *face palm*
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Eat
My
Dick
And
Shit
Do not PEMDAS in this area
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