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JP Pembrook

Roger Fox's boss in the comic strip Foxtrot. Although largely a supporting character, he is a source of many good jokes. His face is never seen, and usually all that can be seen are his hands, which he holds together with the thumbs up on his desk. He is apparently intimidating and somewhat corrupt, forcing Roger to do things he doesn't believe are right, including making data to justify a large pay increase for himself while the company is in debt and laying off workers, and even making poor Roger dress up as a clown and entertain at his son JP Jr.'s birthday party, which resulted in a "radio controlled plane incident" and an injury to Roger's nose.
"When JP Pembrook tells you to do something, you DO IT!" - Roger Fox
by Primo Jonez August 31, 2007
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Pembroke

Search Sliver Lake and take everything you know from that list and add it to pembroke. Then add:
1.Shit all over the walls
2.Animals running carelessly through the halls
3.Jackhammers going off in front of the overhead projectors
4.Contaminated Water
5.Contaminated Air
6.Firedrills on the coldest days of the year
7.Mine Shaft lights
8.Petafiles
9. And oh yes, a fucking butch beast as principal.
StudentA:You see that bird?
StudentB:Oh yeah!, but now its stuck in the shit thats smeared on the wall, next to the beast who is dying from caliform in the water.
by Gomer Piles December 16, 2004
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pembroke

town in massachusetts with 3 black people in whole town.
sports teams suck only the cheerleaders go places.
really boring and everyone there smokes weed.
bob:damn look at them cheerleaders
jake:i bet they're from pembroke
by sarah brigett March 30, 2008
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Pembroke Cross Country

A Cross Country team of amazing awesomeness that are the 2007 and 2008 section 5 class C champions. Also along with all the amazing races ran by this team they have even more crazy, wild, fun adventures.
"Hey did you hear the Pembroke Cross Country team brought rock bank to play in their hotel room at states?"

"Yeah man those guys run like crazy and are awesome!"
by greeceodyssey September 5, 2009
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Pembroke High School

A high school in Pembroke, a town south of Boston on the south shore. It has fantastic academics, sports teams, and talents in the arts. The school was only formed in 2004 after the town of Pembroke broke away from the regional school Silver Lake. The average size of the student body is 1,000 students of mostly white ethnicities.

Many awards have been won by the sports teams and the Thespian society as well as individual students winning awards in various things.

The principal, Ruth Lynch, has often been called "Ruthless" and has inspired such phrases as "she'll 'lynch' ya!" because of her agressive personality and sometimes mean demeanor.
1: "Hey where do you go to school?"
2: "Pembroke High School with 'Ruthless'..."
by k09 January 20, 2010
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Pembo

The name 'Pembo' is given to people that have zero to no brain cells and chat shit all day long. People named Pembo are mostly albino and can't pass a single GCSE. They tend to get bullied on discord servers and get their houses on minecraft griefed. Once they get to the point where they can't handle it anymore they begin to show emotion by excessively crying at night time and watching gay porn as a form of regaining their lost confidence.
Wait, your name is Pembo? HAH.........
by doctorgoose February 29, 2020
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Pembroke

Short name for a certain breed of dog: Pembroke Welsh Corgi. Also known by welsh corgi, corgi.
A: Did you see her Pembroke?
B: Yes, shes has a good chance in the dog show this year.
by SH33VA February 11, 2006
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