squirrel pelt

a mullet haircut

takem from the website mulletjunkie.com

billy bob beamed as he beheld his squirrel pelt in the mirror

by butch November 17, 2004

Shan pelt

poor or unusual hair style

shan=not so good
pelt= covering of fur or hair

derogetory description of a poorhair style, barnet or wig

"Johnny, thu's got a Shan Pelt!"

"have you noticed that girl over there, the one with the shan pelt?"

by tvman1 December 10, 2012

Beaver Pelt

EXCESSIVELY hairy beaver (pussy), thus resembling the pelt of a dead beaver (animal). Usually with pubic hair flowing from the belly button down the inner thighs, thus obliterating any treasure trail. Woman with said Beaver Pelt are forced to wear granny underwear as any attempt to wear a thong would be fucking revolting. Often this affects Northern Canadian and ALL European women. NOTE: squirrel fucking, tree hugging bitches often have a Beaver Pelt.

1. Sadly Bobby could not fuck Tracy after he saw her Beaver Pelt due to his projectile vomiting.

by makemepuke September 18, 2006

love pelt

A love pelt is the underwear taken as a trophy from your last sexual encounter.

Dude I totally snagged her love pelt.
No way!
*holds up underwear
Nicely done!

by OTS Dinner Party March 21, 2016

Bieber Pelt

A "super-cool" hair style achieved by applying a hair dryer to the back of the head while simultaneously squirting jism on the hair. (Detailed instructions can be found inside bubble-gum wrappers.)

The Bieber pelt is worn by many brain-dead followers of the Bieber Cult, dominated by 13-year-old fucktards.

Look at that dumb-fuck with the Bieber Pelt.

by Dildo_Baggins July 5, 2011

Beaver Pelt

Canadian name for facial hair style, where hair is only present on the neck without any additional mustache, beard, goatee, etc.; interchangeable with "Neckbeard".

Did you see that gross Beaver Pelt Carl was rocking? Grisliest Neckbeard I ever seen!

by discojoe September 23, 2011

Cougar pelt

When laying pipe on an older woman, you then pull out a piece of duct tape and lay it on her bush then proceed to rip it off or shave it and admire the thickness of the cougars pelt

Hey jon want to see my cougar pelt collection?

by captainhook105 November 17, 2017