Peeranoia

Low Self Esteem people who are afraid of what others think about them.

Boy 1:That's messed up, why don't you tell him that

Boy 2: If I did that then everyone else would think I'm an asshole

Boy 1: Peeranoia gets the best of us sometimes.

by Captain Bumout July 30, 2010

peeralysis

A phenomenon occurring strictly within public restrooms, wherein one mysteriously loses one's ability to piss. This results in much awkward, self-conscious shuffling around in front of the urinal and whispered pleas to God to restore the ability to piss. Eventually the peeraplegic simply gives up and goes to wash his hands, at which point everyone in the vicinity remorselessly judges him.

Man 1: Fuck, I just couldn't stop thinking about titties, and then I got a boner and I couldn't pee.

Man 2: Nigga please. That was textbook peeralysis right there.

by Xanja January 1, 2012

pernapity

Persistently napy. Always a mess.

That is the most pernapity van in carpool.

by Phebie September 18, 2015

peenalize

when pain is inflicted using genitals

I peenalized that girl the other day.

by ChildHurterxRistSliter900 November 22, 2018

peenalize

peeeeeeen

I had to peenalize my boyfriend Colin last night from making love to me.

by waresrdtfjyguhij;ok' January 28, 2019

Pernaginent

Proficient or well versed in.

"I assure you that I am pernaginent at my job."

by Gregory Haus June 16, 2021

Tommy Perna

To make a Tommy first sprinkle a little bit of Madden Mobile tryhard. Then add a little bit of awkward fuck. After that add a glaze of fire but sex and you got yourself a Tommy.

Tommy Perna is a straight-up bitch

by MAN THAT MAY BE GAY October 24, 2019