Peenfork

Person with a pitch fork as a penis, preferable ginger.
Metal pitchfork with wood spiraling up it. Someone with a peenfork has a 100% chance of having a fire crotch baby.

Mitch you so have a peenfork

by JakerinaRawR&&Shelberino October 20, 2010

Peefer

The player on your team with the worst KD.

Do we have to invite Dave he is all time peefer, he never gets any kills...

by dotcanvas July 24, 2023

peen

short for penis

I can see through his jeans that he's got a small peen

by Raquelle December 5, 2003

Peefork

Strange phenomena of male urination in which the pee spews forth in two different directions. Pissing on the floor is almost guaranteed until it naturally "rights" itself.

"I must have slept on it wrong, woke up and peeforked all over the place"

by grittz November 18, 2007

Peen Monger

One deals in the specialty of selling, trading and dealing PEEN.

1: I need to go down to the peen monger and buy me some wang

2: Simon is so desperate for cock she went to the peen monger.

3: Jeremy's girlfriend isn't satisfied so she got her some cock at the peen monger.

by PeenMeister April 4, 2009

peenee

1. noun

a female's pet name for a penis

Mary asked with a giggle, "does the peenee want to come out and play?"

by panzerr October 21, 2004

peenhawk

A small vertical strip of pubic hair above the male genatalia, resembling a Mohawk.

The male equivalent of the landing strip.

What was his situation, you know, down there? Did he have a Brazilian, peenhawk, or was it a dark forest?

by PCDT January 3, 2014