pedentify

To identify someone taking a shit in a bathroom stall by their shoes.

We’re you able to pedentify who blew up the toilet? It was John. I saw his Air Jordan’s in the stall while I was taking a piss.

by Mrshinnypants June 13, 2020

pederast

A man who engages in sexual activity with a boy or youth; a man who is engaged in an erotic relationship with an adolescent boy; a practitioner of pederasty.

A: What's a pederast, Walter?
B: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

by Roth Vantage December 31, 2020

pedetacious

Adjective. Used as a substitute in circumstances where a appropriate adjective cannot be found.

"I can't describe the colour of her eyes. You might say she's got pedetacious eyes".

by shellity February 9, 2009

pedestalitis

When you keep on putting girls on the pedestal.

You keep on idealizing girls - you have pedestalitis.

by Gesamtpaket October 14, 2013

on a pedestal

To greatly value someone or something, esp. a romantic interest, above all others.

She likes Jon, but she has Chris on a pedestal. Jon doesn't have a chance.

by Sean Kennedy September 9, 2005

red sea pedestrian

Slang term for a follower of the Jewish faith.

Will Henderson is definitely a red sea pedestrian. Watch him light the menourah.

by Clay April 30, 2003

Pedestration

noun:
1 - The act of thinking about randomly penetrating, having sex or hooking up with a pedestrian

2 - The act of randomly penetrating, having sex or hooking up with a pedestrian

Noun:
I engaged in some amazing pedestration while walking to the grocery store this morning

by usnabatman October 13, 2011