Tom Pearling It

When you take a shit in any body of water

Rick: Yo Jake is Tom Pearling It in the pool right now!
James: Dude no way!

by DeadSyde June 26, 2023

pearland

the baddest most gangster town out there

that boy chris is from pearland, dont fuck with him

by who is chris September 1, 2004

pearlman

a person who has no penis that has a MILF

you are a pearlman

by bob May 9, 2003

Pearland

A really boring town south of Houston. Doesn't actually have pears.

Home of the Dawson Eagles and the Pearland oilers. The Oilers were here first but Dawson just got a shiney new 3 story building so HA!

One popular attraction is the new mall, which kind of sucks cause it's outdoors and the Houston weather is...unpleasant.

Often called The Land of Pears by young residents.

You can tell this city is too spread out cause I have to drive 20 minutes to the other side of town to get my boyfriend. :c

"pearland rocks!!! Go eagles!!!"

"my boyfriend lives too far away :c "
"shut up you've said that 1,000 times"

by WingedZebra August 17, 2009

pearling

the small amount of white liquid that slowly drips from a guys penis.

When a guy is getting ready topound a girl from behind, and white liquid drips froom his dick. essentially pre cum

by key x 2 January 21, 2005

Pearling

-Getting caught in a boldface lie in a rather public fashion
-Wearing obnoxiously vibrant jackets to garner undeserved attention
-Being an all-around ignorant jackass

Man 1: "I think I'll wear my orange blazer out tonight..."
Man 2: "Dude, you're not gunna get any girls when you're pearling like that"

by gamer newt February 26, 2011

Pearling

The act of passing a kidney stone during sexual intercourse.

Vincent: Hey bro I heard that Ethan pearled inside of that girl last night...
Ethan: Yeah, pearling is kinda painful but you know what they say.. no pain, no gain.

by GrabEmByTheBussy October 17, 2021