Peanut Butter 

The act of recieving oral sex (blowjob) while playing videogames.

Oh god! My computer screen is as white as Santa Clause's beard after all that peanut butter last night!

Peanut Butter by LolzJeffyLolz January 28, 2010

peanut butter 

an interjection used to rid yourself of unwanted attention; if someone follows you around and hits on you and will not leave you alone, work the words 'peanut butter' into the conversation so that your friends know to bail you out.

guy 1: heyyyy, you know that sweater looks very nice on you can i get your phone number?
girl: ummmm... ya know, i really could use some PEANUT BUTTER over here!
guy 2: hey, um, she's my girl friend, back off.

peanut butter by random chick got bored April 15, 2006

Peanut butter 

when one rubs hand full of peanut butter on others face for a fetish. To get the other one hard, or wet.

tommy rubbing peanut butter on susans face to get her nice and wet for sex.

Peanut butter by blood-Goth May 13, 2007

Peanut Butter 

internet slang for Pedobear, another internet meme for one who prefers younger company, now moving into actual slang.

Pedobear: Hey guys I'd like you to meet my new girlfriend.

Guy 1: Girlfriend? I thought she was your niece or something. How old is she?

Pedobear: 14

Guy 2: Whoa there peanut butter slow down!

Peanut Butter by concernedparentlol August 22, 2009

Peanut butter 

Semen and a tad bit of urine

She swallowed my peanut butter

Peanut butter by Orangzila May 12, 2014

Peanut Butter 

;) a sexual time between two men and a sandwich

Nathan - 'Will you please make me a sandwich, you sexy, sexy beast?'

Daniel - 'Is that a peanut butter sandwich ay baby ;)'

Peanut Butter by Syrill and Sybil January 19, 2009

Peanut Butter 

A sticky substance also known as a foreign person's name as Pee-nute Bute-e-air. :

Off Zoey 101...
warning, saying Peenute Buteeair will make you hungry for Peanut Butter.

Girl 1: Hey there's Peenute Buteeair!
Girl 2: You mean the new foreign kid?

Girl 1: I'm hungry! I want some Peanut Butter!

Peanut Butter by TheOne&Only RawrrrQueen April 27, 2009