peacocking

Performing or displaying one’s perceived talents or attributes in an exaggerated and public way, frequently in situations where such behavior is either misplaced or unwarranted. Strutting one’s stuff - particularly in a manner that intends to initiate modern day courting rituals.

Performing or displaying one’s perceived talents or attributes in an exaggerated and public way, frequently in situations where such behavior is either misplaced or unwarranted. Strutting one’s stuff - particularly in a way that intends to initiate modern day courting rituals.

"Another bathroom selfie? That's Becky's 3rd in a row."
“She hasn't matched in a few days, she’s peacocking again.”

peacocking by larryword May 31, 2018

Peacocking

Peacocking, also possibly referred to as Blooming, is an act in which the peacocker, who is currently experiencing explosive bowel movements, positions themselves in close proximity to a wall or other large vertical surface, bends over forward, and proceeds to shit upwards all over the wall.

This process results in an outward spatter of fecal matter on the wall. The peacocker then raises only their head, remaining in the bent over position.

The entire scene then resembles a peacock, (or a flower in bloom, for Blooming) thus completing the act of Peacocking.

"What are you up to tonight, Ron?"

"I had some dank curry last night so I'm gonna go home and do some Peacocking."

"What the fuck, Ron."

Peacocking by Icantbelieveyouvedonethis69 June 2, 2018

peacocking

verb. The practice of men dressing up outrageously flamboyantly, and strutting up and down, in order to win the game of my-tail's-more-fabulouser-than-yours with their mates. See mermen (stange folks of the male variety who go to great lengths to fashion themselves a tail, and pretend they are half man half fish. Mad enough for you?)

I was out peacocking the other day, when suddenly, along came a spider and sat ddown beside me, and proceeded to tetry to knaw my brain out with its incessant yabbering. Btw I am bonkers.

peacocking by LostInAField February 12, 2019

Peacocking

Dressing to get it on!!!

She was peacocking it on the dance floor!

Peacocking by Peacocking November 16, 2019

Peacocking

The act of sending an unsolicited dick pic

Stop peacocking me!

Peacocking by Ignatz76 December 9, 2019

Peacocking

When somebody actively seeks attention on social media by posting a pic or video that is asking for likes/comments

Or when you’re trying to act up in front of somebody to get their attention

Why do you keep walking past that group of guys Emily?

I’m peacocking

Peacocking by EmilyLomas1987 August 27, 2020

Peacocking

When you exaggerate your sides that are cool and impressive already, because fuck you that's why.

Hey, I'm giving you this hat because you are super tall. Wear it for peacocking, bro.

Peacocking by Non Zenon April 16, 2021