Poached egg

When you cum in the bath, it resembles a poached egg floating in the water.

Rich Foreman was in the bath last night and he left a massive poached egg floating in the water.

by Rich Foreman December 18, 2008

Grow some fuzz on your peaches

Man up; in a way that means grow some pubic hair on your testicles.

Matt: Ouch!! That hurt!

John: C’mon man. Grow some fuzz on your peaches.

by YexisfromTexas March 27, 2018

lovely peaches

when your friend accidentally wrecks your hole with bugs

ugh, you’re such a lovely peaches

by graystfwolf May 6, 2020

Preached

When you disrobe in an office bathroom, and intentionally not lock the door so that an unsuspecting co-worker will walk in.

Dude, did you hear what happened to Brian? He went to use the bathroom, and Mike totally Preached him.

by Bigapples1 April 13, 2018

Grandma's Peaches

Small, round breasts of an elderly female. Like overly ripe peaches, they are soft and the skin is shriveled and wrinkled.

Roger always enjoyed granny porn. He couldn't get enough of Grandma's Peaches.

by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015

poached my line

A negative response to another skier or snowboarder cutting you off and skiing the line you were getting ready to ride.

That jerk poached my line and tracked-up all that fresh pow just as I was getting ready to drop-in!

Hey, you just poached my line ass-wipe! Find your own line to ski.

by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010

peaced it

1. To leave without anyone's prior knowledge.
2. To suddenly bolt from a police officer.
3. To exit a party or gathering franticly.

"When that cop pulled around the corner, i peaced it over the fence."

"I peaced it after my exgirlfriend walked into the party."

by Zach C April 13, 2007