popsexual

Also known as "scene", popsexual is a teenage trend. Kids following this trend are not difficult to find, mostly because they insist on being the center of attention. They love big bright fake hair and whatever sells at Hot Topic. These kids are brighter than a box of highlighters and usually covered in piercings.

The teenagers you see in Hot Topic that look like they got shit on by a rainbow.

Parent: Why in the name of arse do you want thirty different colours in your hair?!
Popsex teen: Because it's popsexual, duh!

by Loulou Brutal October 7, 2008

penisexual

When one is penisexual they love penis so much that they sleep on penis, eat penis, drink penis, and will even marry a penis. When a person want to be penisexual they must first be a woman or translate themselves into a woman. Gays are not allwed in the penisexual group because they have dicks so they are bad people. If someone in uoir family becomes penisexual it is required that everyone in the family must fuck a penis to show support!

I AM PENISEXUAL

by David vr wright November 22, 2017

Pisexual

Finding sexual attraction only in people who are 3.14/10 on the attractive scale.
see also Pi-gendered

Martha: Mommy, Daddy I have something to tell you... please don't be upset and still love me..
Mom: Of course sweetyie we don't care if you like boys or gir-
Martha: I'm Pisexual
Dad: Honey, I have been teaching math in high school for 30 years and I have no idea what you're talking about.

by DrNarrado June 29, 2016

Pedisexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to children, but do not engage in sexual acts with them for legal reasons.

Before a pedophile commits a sexual crime against a child, they are considered a pedisexual

by taylor0921 January 4, 2010

Potsexual

Feeling sexual feelings towards pots (Unlike pansexual)

yeah my mom is now potsexual

by IP&Y TFGOIYFG YIG IYG YHF UYFg January 31, 2022

potsexual

the sexual attraction to weed.

person 1: hey do you wanna go out with me?
person 2: no sorry. i’m potsexual and i have a weedfriend:)
person 1: what the fuck

by hhhjjjfkffddhfhjf December 27, 2020

Potsexual

When you’re sexually attracted to everything about a person

John: so what makes Dwayne so good?
Tessa: That’s hard, because everything about him makes me love him so much! His voice, his looks, his personality, everything! I think I might be potsexual.
John: yeah, that sounds about right

by Killrbladz July 4, 2020