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Paint that face up

To ejaculate on another person's face.
"Girl, you lookin' good tonight, couple more drinks and I'm gonna paint that face up."
by BigLue February 11, 2010
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Paint The Town

(verb) To appear at a number of different parties or venues during a given a night. To travel from party to party throughout a neighborhood or city.
First I'm going to start drinking at Kristy's place. Then I'm going to head to the house party on Wilford. I think I'll probably end up at Mike's party too. I'm going to paint the town!
by B-Legit159 December 15, 2008
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paint your walls

The process of ejaculation inside your partner while having unprotected sex.
She wanted anal sex so I said I'm going to paint your walls.
by Issey5758 October 23, 2017
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Candy Paint

An automotive finish. Consists of a base coat (usually metallic, with small to large metallic flakes), followed by the 'candy', which is followed by a clear coat.

The candy is a translucent color coat, which is either a specialty candy paint or a clear-coat paint tinted with dye.

The final color and darkness of the finish depends on the color and darkness of the basecoat, the amount of tint in the candy coat, and the number of candy coats applied.

Candy paint requires a lot of sanding and is very labor intensive. It also requires a skilled painter to get a consistent color, as any variation in the thickness of the candy paint will appear as streaks or dark/light patches in the final finish. Due to this, candy paint is usually very expensive.
Translucent, wet-look paint, such as in Fast and Furious or on some show cars. Candy paint.
by Eduardo Jones the Third October 18, 2008
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poop painting

n: the image left on the bottom of tha bowl, after flushing a particularly dense piece of shit.
"Sarah won her clam chowder cook off, then made a poop painting of an Aztec warior fighting a panther... while an electric storm brewed in the distance."
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008
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when pigs paint

A variation on “when pigs fly,” a phrase used to indicate that something is never going to happen.
I will cast my vote for the Mobster in Chief when pigs paint!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
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PORCELINE PAINTING

WHEN ONE SITS ON THE TOILETTE AND SPRAYS THE BOWL WITH FECAL RAINBOWS CREATING A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING THATS PORCELINE PAINTING BABY
MY GOD I JUST SHIT ME A VANGO WHAT A GREAT PORCELINE PAINTING WORTHY OF A MUESEUM
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 25, 2011
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