PAYDAY 2

Almir's toilet

Crimefest destroyed Payday 2

by Your Wiafu December 13, 2015

Paydayitis

When somebody phones in sick on payday

It's payday tomorrow,
I bet gaz has paydayitis again!

by Mistapaul August 19, 2013

Payday Broke

That feeling you get when you realize your hard earned cash is a pile of dust thanks to all the bills you owe.

After working 80 hrs I thought I was gonna be ballin until I realized I was a payday broke joker smoke.

by J•Diżżłę May 2, 2014

Dayton payday

When you're hanving sex with a hooker and you cum on her face and throw the money on her face so it sticks to the cum.

That hooker was being a bitch so i gave her a dayton payday.

by P8ntballa00 March 9, 2010

Payday 2

One of the worlds most unlogical games. Alright, so a cop sees a masked guy, full armor, and a giant gun. What do they do? Oh wait the guy backed up behind a bush, we're all good.

Hey, have you heard of Payday 2? go away nerd

by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018

Payday

A really beautiful and exciting day, which sadly, only happens once a month for most of us, but which means that we've temporarily got money in our pockets again. Sadly though, it's normally pretty bloody short-lived, 'cos we're normally absolutely flat-broke again before the week's out.

Payday's coming! I can't wait!

by Joe_Schmuck July 1, 2017

payday bottle

N: (pay-daye bot-ul) The coveted 1,750ml of simple joy usually un attainable except on the 1st and 15th of the month. Usually followed by lack of judgement, extreme libido and emptiness of the wallet.

Hank: hot damn1 payday bottle o' beam. Willie; "et the good times roll!

by sameoneverytime October 3, 2009