snow_patroled

bitter and twisted little welsh girl who has no common sense and gets upset that she has no wordly knowledge and thinks its funny to mock those that do.Spends most of their time being nerdy and trying to name tunes and trying to be funny taking the piss out of people that spend their time doing what she does.

if someone is jealous of you for having more knowledge and being more worldly wise and they make a website trying to diss you, then you have been snow patroled

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

Snow PaTroll

A typical millennial Snowflake who wastes their time trolling media sites and regurgitating second-hand opinions with nothing to back them up. They usually have little idea how government works and so their feelings need to be validated by the mainstream media. They are also plagued with symptoms of Trump Deramgement Syndrome.

Every time Donald Trump tweets, out come the angry, butthurt Snow PaTrolls!!

by Time Foolery July 23, 2018

Patroller

Students who search for teachers to flirt / sleep with

Ruth was watching as the patroller was sexually talking to the teacher

by Ally Blackwell January 25, 2019

Boarder Patroled

When your with your significant other and you move your had down their pants (third base) and they pull it back

The other night I was with Suz and when I tried to waker her up with my hand going down her panties, I got boarder patroled

by Justketchup May 29, 2020

top patroller

The man that patrols the stm parking lot by driving through it multiple times a night, every night

“Yo who’s that guy in the white Hyundai?”
“That’s b-dawg the top patroller”

by Shdurbe sjsiwn September 26, 2020

Patroned

When someone willingly, or at someones direction, consumes so much Patron Tequila that he/she grabs any blunt object (this can be anything, a golf club, a chair, a coffee table) they can find and begins attacking people and inanimate objects (lamps, TVs, etc.) with it. This is usually, but not always, followed by vomiting somewhere other than the toilet.

Witness #1- Dude, he got so drunk off Tequila last night that he broke his TV with a golf club and then vomited on his X-Box. Witness #2- Yeah, the Shot Nazi Patroned his ass good! She had him take so many shots he was barking like a dog.

by Witness #3 February 3, 2013

Patelled

Something you say after you prank someone or do something funny to someone.

Lol! You just got patelled, “said Jaykishan.”

by Jaykishan Patel November 14, 2021