Patio Primate

The politically correct version of "porch monkey"

Joe: Hey look at that porch monkey!

Tom: Hey, hey, hey he's a patio primate!

by OriginalPatioPrimate October 5, 2009

Al Pacino

first off i'd like to say pacino is the greatest of all time. I mean come one! You cant deney that statement! The Godfather, Te Godfather II, The Godfather III, Scareface, Heat, Any Given Sunday!!! I Love Robert De Niro, but he is no pacino. O and about Robert De Niro, His name is Robert De Niro not Bob de niro, give me a break "Kyle". I know bob is short for robert, but he is known as Robert De Niro, not Bob De Niro. Get your head on straight paizan. O and one last thing. I would like to point out that both Pacino and De Niro are Italian!!!

People think that rappers are gangsters, but Pacino is the real thug!!!

by ScottM August 30, 2005

Patinky

Sexual intercourse that involves the nose and nasal cavity. Usage of the nose or nasal cavity for sexual stimulation

Me and my wife engaged in great patinky last night!

by Sexmasteraidan69 March 2, 2021

pacino

Lifting a person, preferably male, off the ground with only one hand. This is acheived by lifting them by the crotch.

Adam: Whats up Joe?
Joe: (performing the Pacino) Looks like you are, bitch

by Weak bitch September 7, 2008

Paino

A piano that causes literal mental pain to the pianist who plays it, due to hear the screams of the person experiencing physical pain inside the strings.

"Why is he in the mental ward?"
"He just played the paino."
"Why the fuck would he do that?!!"

by Cfgygcdgjn November 2, 2018

al pacino

only the greatest actor that has ever lived on this world! Also the sexiest man alive...Tony Montana fit as fuck
Robert de Niro's good but he's not a patch on Pacino.
Most memorable performance i think was in Scarface as Tony Montana-it's a travesty he didn't win best actor oscar for that.

"Say hello to my lil' friend!" BOOM!
"Come on! I take your fuckin' bullet! You can't kill me, you need a fuckin' army to kill me!
Tony Montana, Scarface

that guy's good, but Al Pacino would fuckin' wipe the floor with his ass

by Montana's ho July 29, 2006

patio sloth

one who, without regard to race, sits on a porch or patio and lazily obserbes people who pass by.

hey ma, its a patio sloth.

by dgafjoe January 15, 2007