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Patchwork

Attaining intoxication at a party without buying any liquor. Achieved by 'bumming' one or two shots from several of your friends.
Man, I thought that party was gonna suck because I had no booze, I got lucky and was able to patchwork the night.
by Briano4 March 28, 2009
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patchworker

n. one of an increasing number of people unable to find full-time employment, so who resort to taking many part-time jobs without benefits.
"Yeah I just got my master's degree but I'll probably still be a patchworker when I'm 30."
by Brian H. February 15, 2004
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Patchogue

1.A place where all of your dreams can come true, or you could get shot dead at a stoplight.

2. A town in which 96.8% of the male population over 16 are equipped with an above average penis length and girth.
Example #1: A man finds a way to cure cancer.
Shocked (happily) Woman: "He must be from Patchogue!"

Example #2: A man pulls up to stoplight that is giving the Stop signal. As the man goes to change the radio station, a man shoots him dead, then steals his radio.

Example #3: A perfect looking guy runs passed three attractive women on the beach in nothing but a speedo.
Girl_1: "Did you see how big that thing was?!"
Girl_2: "He MUST be from Patchogue!"
Girl_3: Still watching the guy run down the beach.
by chem1cal June 10, 2008
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Patchwork

Slipshod, poorly-designed. Most often used to describe organizations.
Our patchwork trash committee has changed the weekly trash day three times in the past two months; those guys need to get their collective act together quickly.
by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005
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patchouli

An oil commonly used by dirty hippies to cover up the fact that they haven't bathed in weeks.
"Get your patchouli stench away from me!"
by Crimson Winged Avenger January 17, 2004
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Patchouli

The pungent oil of the Asian plant pogostemon cablin. The first time you smell it you ask,"what's that!?" The second time you smell it you ask, "why hasn't that been banned?"
I'd rather she wore chipotle than patchouli.
by John TD September 17, 2010
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patchouliful

its the pinnacle of female beauty and it transcends the normal terms, like beautiful, gorgeous, etc and takes them to a higher level.
She wasn't just that beautiful, she was patchouliful.
by infinitesadness July 22, 2010
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