(n)The act of masturbating with great physical fury; masturbating with extreme or violent vigor. Sometimes abbreviated as furiousbait
Other forms: Furiously Masturbate, Furiously Masturbating
Other forms: Furiously Masturbate, Furiously Masturbating
In fits of rage Johnny tended to blow of steam by using furious masturbation sometimes nearly chafing his dick off.
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1. slang. Term used to describe any political process that serves only as a distraction from more important matters.
The Senate's ongoing debate over the Flag Burning Amendment is a great example of political masturbation.
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Objective: Sum two numbers and print the result in the format “The answer is: X” where X is the sum of the two numbers:
Object-oriented masturbation solution:
function MathLib(){
this.answer = null;
}
MathLib.prototype.sum = function (x,y){
this.answer = x + y;
}
MathLib.prototype.getAnswer = function(){
return this.answer;
}
function Printer(){
this.preText = ”;
}
Printer.prototype.setPreText = function(str){
this.preText = str;
}
Printer.prototype.out = function (str){
document.write(this.preText + str);
}
// To run
var math = new MathLib();
var print = new Printer();
math.sum(1,1);
print.setPreText(‘The answer is: ‘);
print.out(math.answer);
Object-oriented masturbation solution:
function MathLib(){
this.answer = null;
}
MathLib.prototype.sum = function (x,y){
this.answer = x + y;
}
MathLib.prototype.getAnswer = function(){
return this.answer;
}
function Printer(){
this.preText = ”;
}
Printer.prototype.setPreText = function(str){
this.preText = str;
}
Printer.prototype.out = function (str){
document.write(this.preText + str);
}
// To run
var math = new MathLib();
var print = new Printer();
math.sum(1,1);
print.setPreText(‘The answer is: ‘);
print.out(math.answer);
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"Nah man, not tonight. I've decided to go on masturbation probation."
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The term originated in Japanese camps within the United States during World War II when many prisoners did not have proper lube to pleasure themselves.
The term originated in Japanese camps within the United States during World War II when many prisoners did not have proper lube to pleasure themselves.
After a long lonely night, the restaurant was empty so the sushi chef decided to wasturbate.
Oh man, it hurts so good!!! He exclaimed after he finished a marvelous wasturbation session
Oh man, it hurts so good!!! He exclaimed after he finished a marvelous wasturbation session
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