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pussy pastry

Filling a pussy with fresh whiped creme and then eating it out.
Wow, i am so hungry, i could go for a pussy pastry.
by silt daddy May 27, 2006
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Breakfast Pastry

A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is so sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.

Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!
ThatDaneshGuy is such a Breakfast Pastry!

Ahhh man I stepped in Breakfast Pastry again!!!
by Chachi55 April 9, 2022
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vagina pastry

The classy version of twat waffle. Instead of a twat waffle, which is defined as a shriveled up vagina that looks like a defrosted waffle, a vagina pastry consists of an attractive vagina that looks as good as a cup cake or fresh cannolis and you just want to satisfy your sweet tooth and just eat, eat, eat.
Oh my God, you're such a vagina pastry and you're making me hungry.
by CraziiTracy March 8, 2015
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Change of pastry

Finn stopped at the Black Currant Bakehouse everyday for their delicious cinnamon rolls.He was shocked that he was tiring of them and decided he needed a change of pastry.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS May 5, 2018
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Love pastry

love pastry noun thought/thing
A love pastry is the act of (liking someone before loving them) layering on thin layers of un-cooked dough smothering it in butter pecans and cinamin, continuously untill you have a biiig uncooked love pastry
then you cook it in the loove oven and the result is a delicious hot pastry

Some one else: or you burn it
Me: NO! no burning of the love pastries!
I fell if love with a guy so I found this ready made love pastry there was no me layering the pastries.
I was confessed to and I slowly started to like the guy. so now I am layering the pastry.
Later I will bake the pastry and reap the rewards of a steaming hot pastry.
by OMG-crushgirl March 21, 2009
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Pastry cookie

she is extremely hot and pretty and she is the best cookie in cookie run kingdom
by Una is the best November 28, 2021
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douche pastry

by Wainarius July 8, 2009
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