glass parking lot

The result of sand being super heated and pressurized by a nuclear blast.

Iran circa 2012 will be a glass parking lot

by Dr. Strangerlove February 1, 2006

parking dom

parking dom (or parking doof) refers to one just sitting and doing nothing...at all.

hey , what you doing?

parking dom , and you?

by masudnorat March 10, 2011

Parking Lot Amnesia

“Parking Lot Amnesia” is the syndrome that occurs when parking in any lot at any large facility. It occurs when you open the door of your vehicle to get out and is recognized when you are leaving the building and realize you have no idea where your vehicle is even though you left it just moments earlier. Which usually results in a long hot or cold walk with a heavy load until the final recognition of your car or in worst case scenarios calling a friend for a ride and returning after the establishment has closed and your car is the last one in the lot. The invention of remote locks has greatly decreased the syndrome and has resulted in a new disorder called “Arm Overhead Clicking” where you walk around arm raised over your head and constantly try to activate your cars locks from a distance.

Upon leaving an establishment: Dude, where’d we park? I don’t I know man! F*^k, “Parking Lot Amnesia again.” Well let’s walk around and use your remote (Arm Overhead Clicking) maybe we can find it that way?

by Blewsman7 November 23, 2013

bro parking

-noun
The section of a parking lot, usually towards the rear of the lot, where all the bro trucks park. The vehicles are typically parked with at least 1 empty space between vehicles, on each side. The concept of bro parking is to park your "extreme ride" as far away from other vehicles as possible. This is allegedly done for any number of bro reasons:
1) to draw attention to your bro truck and show it off.
2) to avoid 'door hits' from other vehicles, or hits from shopping carts.
3) because your bro truck is too long to park in a standard space.
4) because your bro truck is too wide to park in a standard space.
5) because you need room for the ladder that it takes to get into your bro truck.
6) because you need room for whatever ridiculous thing you are towing.

Bro Parking is often littered with waste, as bros would rather pollute than keep trash in their precious vehicle until they are near a trash can.

Bro Parking is typically found in areas like the Inland Empire, in Southern California.

See also: bro park (verb) for further information.

"It was a busy day at the shopping center, so we parked way in the back of the lot in the bro parking."

by brownnipples February 9, 2009

pimp parking

To park your car in the best spot in the lot, usually by the building's entrance.

Bob and Fred are students at a university.
Fred: Hey I missed the first 10 minutes of lecture today. The lots were filled. You?
Bob: Nah I was pimp parking this morning.

by Ben354 October 22, 2007

parking lot deception

when a parking lot of one place is filled with about 30-40 or more cars and you go inside and theres only 3 people inside... hey you ever go to a one building and one parking lot store and your like what the fuck?! wait a minute why were there so many cars inside and theres only 3 people here, and its the people that work here who the fuck is driving all those cars?

yo man every time i go to fuckin office max they play parking lot deception

by MYNAMEIST February 4, 2007

Anal Parkinson's

When someone's asshole is constantly clenching and unclenching. Usually the disease starts at a young age and progressively gets worse until it becomes hard to hold in fecal matter .

I wanted to go to the pool, but since I have Anal Parkinson's, I'd shit everywhere.

by Dirtytacco June 25, 2016