longineu parsons

Drummer for pop-punk band Yellowcard. He always looks tired, and is a hella rad drummer.

Longineu Parsons...oh, the kid with dreadlocks? Oh yeah.

by Kiwi June 27, 2004

Parsinator

Soldier United States Army. Last name is Parsley, one of the baddest dudes to walk the planet.

When it gets tough we will just call on the Parsinator to make a mess of things.

by epars001 March 30, 2009

Parshva

He is the awesomest person you've ever met. He is the only one capable of being the coolest kid in school and the smartest. Sexy girls secretly like him. Long story short, he is the best.

Jock: Look at all those sexy girls staring at him.
Kid: Well, of course! He is Parshva!

by i am the one boyyyy February 1, 2017

Chopping parsley

Eatting pussy

Steps for sex:

1. Kissing
2. Touching
3. Chopping parsley
4. Insertion

After we kissed, I slid her pants off and began chopping her parsley

by MJBL January 10, 2012

parskahye

an armenian that was born in iran. armenians were not forced in Iran, we welcomed them like brothers, don't be haters, perians-iranians don't hate you.

Look at Andy, and Vigen, they are Iranians, and thousands more.

by khashayar April 11, 2005

parson's nose

the tail of a plucked chicken or turkey

Called the pope's nose by protestants and the sulton's nose by north africans, catholics call the rump of a chicken the parson's nose.

by ScottX January 14, 2007

parsec

An astronomical measurement of distance (usually measuring distance to stars,) equal to about 3.2616 Light years, or about 3.08568×10^16 m (about 30,856,800,000,000,000 meters). Not a measurement of time. Derives from "PARallax of one SECond of arc."

Han Solo: "You never heard of the Milennium Falcon? She made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs!" Silly George Lucas, leave the big scientific terms to Asimov and Clarke.

by Oakfish April 12, 2007