short yardage package

A group of three or more women who weigh more than 250 pounds each. This a reference to American football where lighter offensive players are replaced by heavier ones to push the defense back to gain two or fewer yards. For example, two wide receivers and a slot back are replaced by a much heavier squad of two tight ends and a fullback.

"Did you see the short yardage package at the custard shop? Those three women could push the Raven's defense back six yards!"
"We better get to the all you can eat buffet before the Rushie and her two friends get there. That short yardage package will eat up everything"

by AlwayPutsTheSeatDown September 18, 2013

Full Package

A male or female who has every possible characteristic a man or woman can ask for.

Kim Yu Na (김연아) has the Full Package; she has good looks, sings very well, and also a Gold Medalist in figure skating in the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, Canada

by Yunah Lover March 2, 2010

foreign package

Alcohol, of any kind,consumed in private and in advance of appearing at the party destination

Even before he fell off the balcony it was clear to all he had arrived at the party with a "foreign package"

by sheila in the car October 9, 2008

ethnic package

When someone adds chrome and/or tint and either raises or drops the vehicle depending on the ethnicity and/or location.

Hey bra ! you got the ethnic package for your truck.

by Koukalaka May 21, 2008

Juggalo Care Packages

Packages of nothing. Juggalos don't give a fuck about anything except "neden" and the "wicked shit" so why would they make care packages? duh!

Soldier: "Yo dawgs check out my Juggalo Care Packages! Hey what the fuck? It's an empty box! Man fuck ICP I'm gonna cap they ass!"

by Juggakilla69 February 24, 2010

whole package

person possessing excellent qualities

Surber is one bad mamma jamma he is the whole package.

by Teaspoon August 28, 2006

lady package

A woman's genitalia visible through tight clothing, especially when its bulge resembles that of a penis.

You can see her lady package when she wears those tight yoga pants.

by Ladypackagelover July 8, 2009