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Paedogeddon

Conjunction of the words paedophile and armageddon first used by Chris Morris in the 2001 Brass eye special "paedogeddon" to satorise the media hype surrounding paedophilia issues of the time.
" anyone who is offended by Chris Morris's paedogeddon brass eye special is clearly a cocoa-shunter "
by Edward Owen June 6, 2007
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paddock basher

A crappy, beat up old car that is only used around a farm. usually not for work purposes, instead is used by the teenagers or kids of the farm to do skids in and totally destroy the car inside out. if you crash you paddock basher, its no big deal
City Slicker: hey bro can we do some skids in the paddock basher?

Farming teen: Sure, wanna use the toyota corolla or the mazda 323?
by mr bog December 8, 2010
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I beg your pardon

"I beg your pardon" is just a polite British way of saying "the fuck you just say"
Girl: I used to wear the socks under my brothers bed
Boy: I beg your pardon
by Beese Churger August 22, 2020
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pardonche

the act of dating someone who is below your level of attraction and can or is referred to as a farm animal
dude quit being such a pardonche that girl is way f ugly
by silent Samson January 9, 2011
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Pardoel packing

Named after someone notorious for last minute packing, Pardoel packing is the act of packing by throwing all of your belongings into a suitcase willy nilly. Actually scratch that. A suitcase implies planned packing, most likely some bags for life, maybe even bin liners will be involved.

Although Pardoel packing is time efficient the risk factor for forgetting important items such as passports is incredibly high.

If you are expecting a known Pardoel packer in your home be prepared to stock large quantities of toiletries such as toothbrushes, deodorant and shampoo as most space will be saved in the case for either extravagant cosmetics and perfume or more likely gifts from the duty free for you.

Those who partake in Pardoel packing tend to be the most wonderful of humans who are simply lacking in general organisation so do welcome them into your hearts and homes*.

*However if you have "Monica-like" organisation it is generally advised that you don't welcome Pardoel packers into your home. Your efforts to change their habits will be futile and will most likely drive you crazy.
Kellie: Have you packed for the holiday yet?

Ellie: No, I'm just going to do some Pardoel packing right before we go. Who has time for pre packing!?
by Pardoel packing May 29, 2016
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Padoogled

When under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol.

Eastcoast prenounciation: Badoogled
I was totally padoogled last night! I took my forth shot and started talking like the godfather, giving people "offers they couldn't refuse".
by Tullihia! July 18, 2009
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pardon

its a word that can be used instead of
*Excuse me
*sorry
* and other forgiveness-asking words
beg your pardon?
by maryankee June 21, 2008
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