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Patched

To be left on your own. Normally occurs to someone whose 'friends' hate them. A Scottish word.
Way! You got nigeled
No! I got patched, okay?
by Iamnotafuckingaccident June 16, 2010
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Parcher Omelet

When two males leave egg shells behind a gas station after using the eggs as lubrication during anal sex.
Man, them dudes are making a Parcher Omelet again behind the shell station.
by Himmockey April 24, 2019
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Patched

Midwestern slang term used when you or a

buddy have put your vehicle into the ditch; hitting THE patch.
"Be carful drivin' out dere tonite' de roads are a bit slick! Gimme a call if ya PATCHED her good bud, I'll come give ya a tug!"
by ((55;$)3?:! October 16, 2020
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Porched

Damn amber got so porched last night she doesn't remember anything
by Porched April 1, 2017
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Perched

A gay man standing, sitting, or posing in a cunty or feminine manner
"Gurl, who is that queen over there perched by the bar"

"Child, that's Miss James, she's a legendary kiki"
by DivaLiscous2 May 2, 2010
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Parcheesi

Parcheesi first entered the slang as a reference to sex as a result of a scene in the 1964 Aubrey Hepburn film, Paris When It Sizzles.

The two main characters (Rick and Gaby) are discussing a scene when two people start kissing and "...". Gaby mentions that she doesn't know why writers do that, because everyone knows what the couple is actually doing, but Rick the writer replies that she has a dirty mind, and in all reality, the couple in question was just playing a game of Parcheesi.

Since that point, Parcheesi has been a widely used, if not somewhat subversive reference to sex. Many refute that the film started the reference at all, instead pointing to the sexual undertones of the game itself, but this is unlikely.
Why don't you come over for a nice long game of Parcheesi? -- bow chicka wow wow!
by LJOY January 3, 2010
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Porched

If a person has acted in a appalling/unforgivable manner, the offended party will leave all their belongs on the porch of the house they are currently residing in and locked out...forever.

Also could be used as an idle threat, but should not be taken lightly.
I cant believe she acted that way, right shes getting porched!

I cant believe I got porched!

Dont make me angry, you may get porched!!!
by Charles Whitmore October 29, 2010
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