Pank

The art of mastubating (wanking) whilst excreting (pooing)
Wanking + Pooing = Panking

Lang: Corr I had a right good Pank last night

Jax: What are you on about??

Lang: You now when you poo and wank at the same time

by Paul Lancaster May 1, 2008

Panchiko

A band from the 2000's who just randomly reappeared 20 years later due to someone finding a rotten cd.

Person 1 : Ever heard of Panchiko? They are pretty interesting
Person 2 : (is being loric)

by higuysitsscarcehere June 13, 2021

Cyber Panhandling

verb
1. To approach and beg from a friend or stranger for money on the internet via e-mail, chat rooms, Facebook or other social networks.

Cyber Panhandler: "Hey bro, rember me? You're looking good these days. I know we weren't good friends in school and I haven't talked to you or seen you in 20+ years, but could you spare like $100? I haven't gotten high in 3 days and I'm just waiting for this job to hire me this week. I'll get you back man. If not, Obama is supposed to be hooking me up real soon." (message sent using Iphone4)

Facebooker: "Cyber Panhandling? WTF!?"

by lostinamerica November 28, 2012

Puerto rican panhandle

The act of cumming in the hand of a latino.

Joe got so drunk on margaritas he Puerto rican panhandled a migrant worker while leaving a tip at cozumels last night.

by Scrotto Saggins November 19, 2012

Pank

Pussy ass skank

- Stop being a pank!

by papipookz August 12, 2019

Pancher

An aging female executive who has sexual affairs with younger male subordinates in a sad attempt to reclaim her lost youth.

When she finally left the company, Sharon had a reputation for being a real Pancher.

by BBY September 28, 2007

pank

The result of the adding of the words "poo" and "wank" together.
To pank: when one masturbates at the same time as taking a crap, so as to stimulate the prostate and heighten sexual pleasure.

Mate I ate three packs of fruit and fibre yesterday...I'm going to pank my brains out with a shit that firm. It's gonna be panktastic.

I wanted a hangover wank this morning, but my shit's to runny to get a pank boner.

by Stubbsy. The real one October 11, 2006