Chanda Panda

a rare species of panda. it has a unique and unidentified technique to draw people towards it. if you become interested in a chanda panda then there is no turning back. one way to identify a chanda panda is by their stunning beauty.

Oh snap... i just saw a chanda panda in the store...

by Chanpan21 April 16, 2009

paid-media

All those journotards and media houses who sell their souls and their news for a few pieces of silver. Things like journalism ethics and morality are as alien to them as ET the Extra-Terrestrial. Indians have to tolerate their 24/7 trash as there's no freaking alternative. Usually no walls between salesroom and newsroom. Modi is their bête noire and Radia tapes were their high water mark. A sleeveless skank and her old monk loving hubby give a whole new meaning to douchebaggery. Dago bitch and her moronic son pay 'em generously. Ravi- mediacrooks gives nightmares to most.

Seems Congress may lose the next election. About time we swing our biggest ally - paid-media in to action.

by rationalk June 11, 2013

Let's Get Panda

A phrase said when one wants to engage in alcoholic activity, most likely at a party or bar. Rarely does one get panda alone.

Greg: We're at this Damnation party, but what should we do?
Daemon: Let's get panda!

by The Slime King January 26, 2010

Shady Panda

The Shady Panda is a rather distasteful and despicable sexual maneuver involving two men and a woman, wherein the men both ejaculate on the woman's stomach and face respectively, mimicking the coloration of a panda bear. Works better with darker skinned women.

Tom and Robby were all bragging how that gave some girl they met at a bar a Shady Panda. I think they are full of shit though.

by Nasty1932 April 6, 2009

Panda Buddy

A person in your life that you love as a best friend and has the same love for pandas as you do.

Parker is Makayla's Panda Buddy.

by ParkerPanda May 19, 2014

sad panda

An unhappy, disappointed person. The phrase can be traced back to an episode of the cartoon South Park, in which the "Sexual Harassment Panda" teaches the children what is and isn't sexual harassment.

For extra sadness, the "a" in sad is drawn out.

I'm a saaaad panda, because my favorite band just broke up.

by Stephanie M. December 19, 2003

Panda Shits

The aftermath of Panda Express. Always sloppy... sometimes painful.

Is believed to have caused a young child to die... damn you orange chicken.

See the squirts

Lonnie and Steve love going to Panda Express despite having panda shits right after.

by L0NN!E October 27, 2008